and. ☝️ why's she gotta be so goddamn fuckable

maddie // (they/them/The Friend) // i’m 27 // queer freaks of the world rise up we have nothing to lose but our chains // avatar drawn by @sconedbutch

[soshinee]

NO FUCKING TERFS ON MY BLOG NO RADFEMS NO ONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES “GENDER CRITICAL” NO TRANSMEDS!!!!! YOURE ALL EVIL

[hangsawoman]

on this day in 1953 shirley jackson sent this to an unhappy reader

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[tropiyas]

weaponized competence

[tropiyas]

learned helpfulness

[kosmogrl]

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[moonlit-mask]

Homestar Runner changed my life because whenever I get into a panic spiral about the future my brain autoplays this scene and immediately snaps me out of it

[pjackk]

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

[dogpuppy]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[murmurlilies]

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[scaryhagmother]