and. ☝️ why's she gotta be so goddamn fuckable

maddie // (they/them/The Friend) // i’m 27 // queer freaks of the world rise up we have nothing to lose but our chains // avatar drawn by @sconedbutch

[soshinee]

NO FUCKING TERFS ON MY BLOG NO RADFEMS NO ONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES “GENDER CRITICAL” NO TRANSMEDS!!!!! YOURE ALL EVIL

[pjackk]

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

[dogpuppy]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[murmurlilies]

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[scaryhagmother]

[milf--adjacent]

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

[mcroutfits]

it's you and your mcr t-shirt against the world so never give up bitch

[charl0ttan]

[gazeldhazel]

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

Uhhhh let me be queer

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[samanthamulder]

beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way