power to the local dreamer

[camdamage]

Tumblr @ “female presenting nipples”

[ellensomething]

deleting both of my tumblr accounts this week

bc for some reason staff is on some puritanical tirade trying to tell people which gender’s nipples are unacceptable and taking down people’s content. no thank u.

website is boring these days anyway.

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[untitled4022]

Omg

[sexhaver]

in Houston we have something called the 100 Club where if you donate 100 dollars to the police in a year you get a special, very visible sticker you can put on your back window that obviously in no way influences the way cops treat you and i just now learned that isnt a universal thing

[sexhaver]

how often do you think this guy gets pulled over for speeding

[myrosecolouredgirl]

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[fluffymcmuffins]

I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[turing-tested]

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

[metrophobic]

Kind of like a butthole!

[turing-tested]

thanks

[tinderfinds]

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

[hyundaimovietheatre]

wholesome

[chaeronaea]

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

[realbiggay]

my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals

[thehappysorceress]

Elspeth Beard, shortly after becoming the first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle. Her journey took 3 years and covered 48,000 miles.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Uh, just as a warning to anyone out there attracted to women: the other photos of her that exist are at least equally as hot, which is fucking terrifying.

[waiteverybodyhide]

This woman could ride up to me, take of the helmet and dramatically shake out her hair, and ask me to leave my life behind to run away adventuring with her

[ink-splotch]

Is there a movie of her life?? Can there be one????

[madonees]

Disgusting. please act like a human

[madonees]

[mysharona1987]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[10knotes]

farewell my love

[pinefarrs]

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[janinespacey]

Busy minding my business