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Jules of Nature
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Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Game of Thrones Daily
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird
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sheepfilms
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@dumbassrainbow
So me and my boyfriend are role playing and I in it put on a condom for a sock and he mistakenly thinks it’ll break. I show him this and he’s.. grossed out. And actually turned off. How the hell do you get turned off by this? Honestly... guys make me wonder.
Life Picture
Okay so I came up with this concept.
What if, the second you were conceived, a line appeared where your final resting place would be. It could be on a wall, on a fence, or any solid object. When you were born, a faint outline of a person was visible but not their face or anything around them, just them.
As you grew up and the end of your life inched closer and closer, certain details appeared and they could help you possibly on your path if you deciphered them right.
Then, on your death bed at your death, the final detail appeared. It was a complete summary of your life in one picture.
I want a fanfic. Now.
“Real women have-“
*smashes down doors*
THERE IS NO WRONG BODY, JUST YOUR STUPID ASS DISGUSTING JUDGEMENT.
that moment when you annoy yourself with your Southern accent but you can’t stop doing it
Mark ruffalo like all actors in the marvel cinematic universe is clearly a child!!! Part 2
My father’s reaction to Africa by Toto. 😂😂
I’m trying to write a short story on my laptop but my dog Maggie decides no fuck you I want attention and now she’s clambering all over the edge of my bed, trying to get on which I keep preventing. Why dog why.
so I’m looking for my pink watch (that thing is like a sad red body part to me even though the color is my sworn enemy) this morning and can’t find it because I misplaced it while cleaning. Then I’m like “OH I CAN JUST CLEAN MY ROOM AND FIND IT” then I realize what I just did and scream outloud in frustration.
If You’re Happy And You Know It
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If you’re happy and you know it, sacrifice your soul to the Dark Lord Satan!
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If you’re happy and you know it, draw a pentagram and summon Lucifer!
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If you’re happy and you know it, your sacrifice will surely show it
If you’re happy and you know it, then go and die!
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just two of my comments on iFunny.
In math class today, we were writing down notes when suddenly my pencil lead wouldn’t come out after breaking. After a few tries, I just sighed and said to my mechanical pencil, “You’re worse than a dick.”
so I’m trying to call my dog Maggie over and after five tries, she finally does it. I tell her good boy and realize I was thinking of my boyfriend Matt and thought, damn I talk to him too much. Then I realized.
In the future if I get married, I do not want a fancy-ass wedding. No, no, no. Instead, I want a small party with just my close family and friends. I want a simple dress (if I even wear a goddamned dress) and a slightly large cake just enough to feed everyone with a small buffet with no alcohol. I want a simple wedding.
Why? Because when you have this great big wedding, that causes debt possibly and takes away wasted money on an event basically everyone will be too wasted to remember.
It doesn’t matter about the cost or fanciness or whatever. It matters about how dedicated you are to the person you are going to dedicate yourself to forever.
The love and the memories are the only things that matter. Not the money or the look of it, the love and the memories. You are supposed cherish an event like this forever, not regret it a little because of money problems it created.
No, you are supposed to have a happy memory of your wedding. Because that is you and your loved one’s day to be known for as long as possible.
At my funeral
Someone: *secretly opens a bag of Burger King nuggets*
From inside my coffin: *muffled* Hand the nuggets over and nobody gets hurt.
My dad texting is the greatest thing in the world
So I’m in English class with my boyfriend and show him a song used in Twilight. Tell him abou their usage in it and he says, “They’re not vampires. They’re gay disco balls.”
