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[dumbassunderthemountain]

This blog is mostly inactive now, though I do occasionally get the Tolkien brain worm. I still wanted my fics to be findable, though.

For new fics and anime fandoms, I also write on @nico-robin-cowboy-hat-simp

Masterlist

The Hobbit/ Lord of the Rings

BBC Robin Hood

Pilgrimage (2017)

North and South

Castlevania

Past Writing Events

[edmrosies]

none of these words are on tolkien gateway

[detectiveperspectives]

what was wulf on about when he said “I knew you’d be the end of me when we first met” or whatever. you met as children. you were like six. what do you mean you knew she would be your downfall. why were you thinking that. you were in middle earth kindergarten

[from-dark-dunharrow]

Wulf every time Targg gives him advice:

[jazzapples3]

Who would win? A horse girl vs a reddit incel

[human-for-tonight]

more movies should have a weird old hag

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

What's unnerving about Wulf is that I don't think his father's death played as big a role in his actions as you would think.

He seems more focused on Héra and her rejection.

In LOTR universe, marriages are usually based on love. Yet when they initially talk after the proposal, Héra makes it clear she does not want to marry. And Wulf keeps pressing for her to do so.

He later kidnaps her and intentionally slashes a cut on her face as if to mark her.

When he offers and she says "If I marry you," he has a fit of rage over the word "if." He calls her arrogant...for her...considering not marrying him? Not falling into his arms?

When besieging the keep, even after Helm dies, he keeps going because he wants to make it Héra's tomb.

When she rides out in the bridal gown, he is furious that she would think he still wants her (as he mistakenly believes before she corrects him), but he still wants to fight her himself. He tells the soldiers to go on and that he'll deal with Héra himself.

Even at the end, when she tries to show him mercy by not killing him, he blames her for his fate and tries to kill her.

I'm not saying Wulf's father's death and the banishment helped, but I'm pretty sure Wulf is an incel on steroids. He wanted Héra, but when she rejected him, he decided he'd kill her and everyone else. Kind of, "If I can't have you, no one will."

[human-for-tonight]

if your dad (1) goads the king into challenging him to a fight, (2) accepts the king's challenge to fight, (3) insults the king's daughter that he's super protective of, and (4) hits the king first in the fight then I don't think you can be that mad when the king accidentally one punch kills your dad. that's kinda on your dad for getting into that situation and I think he might've had some underlying health issues that contributed to the single punch instantly killing him

[tanoraqui]

War of the Rohirrim was fucking great.

[dumbassunderthemountain]

For the first time in many a year I’m thinking quite a bit about Raymond de Merville

[dumbassunderthemountain]

I walked the former walls of Constantinople today and thinking about him even more. Not in the best light perhaps, but an imaginative one.

[dumbassunderthemountain]

For the first time in many a year I’m thinking quite a bit about Raymond de Merville

[fizzyxcustard]

Okay one more: do you think Raymond de Merville is the jealous type? If it’s someone he’s madly in love with?

Oh, yes! Most definitely. Even if he’s not in love, he doesn’t like other men sniffing around what he sees as his. Obviously, that jealousy is even more magnetic and phwoarrrrr when he’s in love. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I truly believe Raymond would resort to physical violence to mark his territory.

[tolkienrsb]

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[beetletusked]

im doodling !! not rly a goal in mind but i love how thorin turned out haha

[420technoblazeit]

the thing about the hobbit movies is that even with all the extra bullshit they added to have it stretch across three movies, richard armitage is giving a legitimately heartbreaking performance as a noble king trying to reclaim his home and eventually falling to greed and madness. like he's killing it. he's carrying those movies so hard i dont even remember giving a shit about thorin in the book but i was fully crying when he died in the movies. he put his whole thorussy into that performance if we're being real

[aubsnin68]

Thorin Oakenshield portrait

Practicing how to paint him in the style that I want~ I guess am going with this look!

[sindar-princeling]

I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

[sindar-princeling]

apparently it's not common knowledge that he was 18 at the time (insert that xkcd comic, you know which) but. yeah

"let's task this teenager with the monster assignment of portraying trauma of war in a quiet and subtle way. what can go wrong" and then somehow nothing did. because he killed the role