DUMBER THAN THE DUMBEST / !

i know you are but what am i ?

[dumbat]

BLUEBABIED :: BUBBLES

‘  it’s called vandalism and it’s illegal,  ’  bubbles said,     gesturing to the mess he’d made with her free hand.  ‘  and besides   — -  how am i supposed to know what you’re gonna do next,  huh  ??  or what other shitty stuff you think is fun.  ’  

“ IT’S ILLEGAL?! ” He was quick to mock, throwing his hands in the air with a little wave to further THE SARCASM that dripped from his lips. Smirk set on his face as he just watched the other. “ Darlin’, a lot of shit is illegal SADLY... All the fun stuff. Like, you know, breaking shit... Stealing shit... probably carrying a crossbow around and threatening people with it. That’s gotta be real illegal... ”

[langdvn]

Cody Fern as Xavier Plympton American Horror Story: 1984

[dumbat]

→ ❛ Come on, then! Hit me! ❜

Boomer just stared at the other for a moment. He wasn’t really sure what to do, fingers tapping some quiet beat against the base of the bat as he weighed up the situation. Of course, this was his job. He was meant to stop shit like this from happening by any means necessary. But, then again, Boomer didn’t really like hitting people. Well, not without reason. Sure, protecting himself was different but he wasn’t about to just throw hands at Buttercup with no reason. Well, besides the whole rival gang bullshit... 

“ Do we have to? Can’t we put the whole destruction of property thing aside and grab a drink? ”

→ ANSWERED // @utoniumblood // sparring/training memes

[dumbat]

“ YOU GIRLS ARE GONNA EAT YOUR WORDS, SPIT EM OUT AND EAT EM AGAIN ! ”

                        INDEPENDENT & SELECTIVE                         B O O M E R                               DASH ONLY !                 read rules and about before interacting                         portrayed by megan             promo by @sntrocket

                                                                                                                     “ I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I ? ”

[dumbat]

→ OPEN STARTER

“ Okay, I can’t be the only one confused by this? Like, I get it... But, also? What the fuck... ”

[horrificmemes]

Blood, Gore & Injury Sentence Starters

tAll of these prompts are related to injury, blood, gore, fatal wounding, etc, so if any of that squicks you, please keep scrolling

“What happened to you?” “Why…why are you holding your stomach? Is that blood?!” “Keep this cloth over the wound and keep pressing.” “We’ll get you to a hospital, just keep breathing.” “Oh, oh my god! It was an accident! I’m so sorry!” “It’s just a bit of blood, stop freaking out!” “You’re panicking?! I’m the one who got fucking *insert injury*!” “No, no, it looks fine. Just don’t worry about it.” “I-is that my blood?” “Shh, stay calm, we’re going to get you some help.” “What - what did you DO to yourself?!” “Does it hurt?” “I don’t feel any pain. It’s just…numb.” “*name*? Come on, say something to me.” “Your stomach isn’t going to fall out, just keep applying pressure.” “I-I can’t get the bleeding to stop.” “There was so much blood. I’ve never seen so much.” “We were able to get you to the hospital. Um, most of you, anyways.” “Do you remember what happened?” “I’m so sorry. I should have been there sooner.” “You’re gonna make it, don’t worry.” “No, no, don’t fall asleep. Just keep talking to me.” “It hurts. Fuck it hurts!” “I-I don’t want to die.” “This isn’t how I wanted to go.” “Is that…bone?!” “I don’t have a bandage. Here, use my shirt.” “I don’t have any medical training, but I’ll do what I can.” “How are we going to get rid of these stains?” “I want to help you, but I don’t know how.” “Why are you limping? What happened?!” “They just collapsed in front of me! We have to get them to a doctor.” “I’m okay, it doesn’t hurt anymore.” “Will you stay with me?” “I’m gonna be sick.” “It was the most gruesome thing I’ve ever seen.” “I wish I could forget all of that blood.”

[dumbat]

BLUEBABIED :: BUBBLES

@dumbat ‘ nobody’s civil anymore. ‘

’  well,    it’d be easier to be civil if you weren’t such a shitty person,  ’  bubbles pointed out helpfully,    taking a small step back and tightening her grip on the crossbow.    she wanted to look like a badass,    ready to fire.    in reality,    she was a big baby ready to turn around and run as soon as he made even the smallest move to strike at her.

‘  besides    — -    you started it.  ’ 

“ ME? Shitty? Babe, I only give what I get. ” Boomer returned, head tilting as he stared the other down. He wouldn’t do anything, Boomer wasn’t the QUICKEST to fight. Would much rather just LAY LOW and then get on with shit. He left the actual violence to Brick and Butch. Still, he stood there, twirling his bat in his hand as wrist rotated. A FAUX PREPARATION for a swing that wouldn’t come anytime soon.

“ Nah, YOU TOTALLY STARTED IT. I was just here mindin’ my own business, havin’ some fun... ”

[dumbat]

→ ❛ am i supposed to care? ❜

“ WELL, yeah. ”

Boomer’s filled with some sort of BRAVERY that he really shouldn’t be filled with. Head held high as he stared at the other, brows knitted. The look he had was stern but he’s not all that CONFIDENT. He may as well just give up and walk away. Lucky to even be in the presence of the other. “ Probably. I mean, I’m running around making sure YOUR SHIT isn’t fucked over, you know? Helping keep this stupid piece of shit ‘‘business’’ safe and you couldn’t give a shit.  ”

→ ANSWERED // @cruelfien // misc memes

[noacf]

[contac]

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Sparring/Training Sentence Starters

Requested by Anonymous

“Come on, then! Hit me!”

“Your stance is all wrong.”

“Am I doing this right?”

“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”

“Get down and give me 20!”

“How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”

“Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!” 

“Nice punch! Now do it again!” 

“You won’t hurt me, I promise.” 

“My grip feels off…” 

“Have you ever used a(n) __ before?” 

“I don’t want to hurt you…” 

“I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.” 

“If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.” 

“On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”

“Here, you put your feet like this…” 

“Relax. I’m trying to help.” 

“Can you teach me how to __?”

“God, we stink.” 

“Are you doing okay?” 

“Are you alright?” 

“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?” 

“Come on! Another round!” 

“You can win this time!”

“Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!” 

“What are you doing up at this hour?” 

“Where did you get that bruise?” 

“Hey, no, stop. You’re going to break your fingers punching like that.”

[dumbat]

→ ❛ if you have something to say, spit it out. ❜

HE GLARES AT HIM AT FIRST. Eyebrows angled and set, eyes squinted as he watches the redhead with intent. He didn’t reply for a moment. Left it a few minutes just to give him the SILENT TREATMENT. Arms set folded across his chest as he set himself back against the arm of the couch. It was CHILDISH to do so, he knew this, but it worked. And, it let him at least THINK a little. Prepare his words unlike usual -  when words would fall from his mouth before he had even thought to reply. But, this was a RARE CHANCE he could think it through. Somewhat. 

“ You think you’re hot shit. ” A simple start. Not that he was still entirely sure what he wanted to say. “ And, you’re not. You’re like MEDIOCRE SHIT at best. And, you act all high and mighty for some, like, UNOFFICIAL leader out of the three of us. Who even put you in charge, huh? ”

→ ANSWERED // @sntrocket​ // misc memes

[rbhvleo]

it eats me alive.

[michaelsapostle]

AHS: 1984 | Xavier Plympton in The Lady in White

[leneemusing]

more misc memes

“  change isn’t easy.  ” “  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ” “  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”  “  what did you want to tell me?  ” “  it was supposed to be simple.  ” “  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ” “  you can stay with me.  ” “  what did you want to show me?  ” “  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ” “  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ” “  shut up. please.  ” “  fuck off.  ” “  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ” “  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ” “  i fucked up.  ” “  i just want to take it all back.  ” “  i can’t sleep.  ”  /  “  can’t sleep?  ” “  we should get a pet.  ” “  if you have something to say, spit it out.  ” “  i’m allowed to be angry.  ” “  she/he aint even that cute.  ” “  just hold me.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ”   “  i just need time.  ” “  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”   “  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ” “  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ” “  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ” “  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ” “  listen to me, please.  ” “  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ” “  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ” “  am i supposed to care?  ” “  i do care.  ”   “  you make me happy.  ” “  you look beautiful like this.  ”   “  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ” “  it terrifies me.  ”   “  just let me show you how i feel.  ”

[langdvn]

American Horror Story: 1984  |  9x01

[codyfernsource]

Cody Fern in American Horror Story: 1984 | 9x07