Nov 16, 2024
WHY DID IT GO FOR SCAR LIKE THAT 😭
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WHY DID IT GO FOR SCAR LIKE THAT 😭
like???
OKAY!!! WE GET IT!!! HE'S PRETTY!!!
the party in kindergarten
I saw a post on here recently about miwi being able to say "I love you" to each other, because kids tend to be naturally open-hearted. I work with children (aged 4-6 mainly) and can confirm that most of them do in fact wear their heart on their sleeve :’)
BUT- their ability to emotionally connect with each other translates to honesty a lot of the time, and therefore matter-of-factness when it comes to communication. so, over the past couple of weeks, I’ve been noting down some of the funniest (and cutest) things they've said purely for the sake of creating this post lol
oh how I love blatantly ignoring canon <3
[fyi, the children I work with have been learning about extinct animals, so you may notice a running theme haha]
Will: “am I a boy, or a creature?”
Lucas:
Lucas: "I guess both."
Mike: *sucking on a LEGO*
teacher: “Michael, it is dangerous and unhygienic to put toys in your mouth."
Mike: *spits it out begrudgingly*
Mike: “... what if it accidentally falls back in?”
Jane: "woolly mammoths are not extinct, they've just been on holiday for lots of weeks."
Max: “would you rather bang your head against a rock or a tree?”
Will:
Will: “a cloud.”
Max:
Max: “that wasn’t one of the choices.”
Jane: "I don't want my grape juice."
Dustin: "why not? grape juice is just wine for kids.”
Mike: “today is my lucky day!”
Max: “oh yeah?”
Mike: “yeah. my lucky day.”
Max: “yeah… I know. WHY is it lucky?”
Mike:
Max:
Mike: “that is none of your business.”
teacher: “are humans beings a type of reptile, bird, fish, or mammal?”
the whole class: “mammal.”
Lucas: “fish.”
teacher:
Lucas:
Lucas: “my baby sister can blow bubbles.”
Will: “we have a rat living in our shed at home.”
Dustin: “that's epic, what’s it called?”
Will: *contemplates*
Will: “Bender.”
teacher: “children, we are each going to take it in turns to share a place in the world where we feel safe. Jane, you can start us off.”
Jane: “I feel safe in my house.”
teacher: “good girl, Jane. Will?”
Will: “I feel safe on my mommy’s lap.”
teacher: “that’s lovely, sweetheart. Dustin? What about you?”
Dustin: “I feel safe in caves full of slime green dinosaurs.”
teacher:
teacher: “of course you do, Dustin. of course you do."
Lucas: *holds a bag of chocolate coins in the air victoriously* “I’m six and I’m RICH!”
Jane: "I saw a woolly mammoth on the way to school today."
Mike: "but mammoths are extinct Jane, remember? there are none of them left in the world."
Jane: "they are out there. you just have to believe in them, like fairies."
Mike:
Jane: "I saw a fairy mammoth."
Dustin, Lucas and Mike: *using sticks to have a sword fight*
Max and Will: *sitting at the arts and crafts table, watching from afar*
Max: “I hope one of them falls over. that would be funny.”
Will:
Will: “if one of them falls, my heart will be broken.”
Max:
Max: “I hope none of them fall over.”
Jane: “look at this nice goat!”
Jane: *hands a goat figurine to Will, who strokes its head and smiles*
Will: “it looks like a friend.”
Mike: *scowls at goat*
Mike: “it can't be your friend, Will. goats do not talk, and it has a stupid beard.”
Will:
Will: "I like his beard."
Mike: :0
Will: “I will not ever get bitten by an ant. and neither will you. because ants eat mud and jelly only.”
Lucas:
Lucas: “awesome.”
Max: “okay. for this game, I will be a saver-teeth cat. Lucas, you’ll be a Tasminion tiger. Will and Jane will be woolly mammoths. Dustin, you can be a floor sloth because you hate PE.”
Mike: “what about me?”
Max:
Max: “you can be a dodo.”
Mike:
Mike: “I’m telling the teacher.”
(translations: sabre-toothed cat, Tasmanian tiger and ground sloth… she's a little confused but she's got the spirit)
aaanndddd a lil miwi bonus:
Mike: “you are my best friend, which means I love you more than my life and my lunchbox put together.”
Will: *pats Mike on the head*
Will: “that’s better than plenty!”
<3
I love doomed robot Yaoi
🍨 YUNHO IN EUROPE 📹
yall forgetting ab the number one bylers (they wrote the show)
there’s a whole trilogy now
