𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐬

𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰

[bluebabied]

@sntrocket​ ‘ were you following me today? ‘

'   no !!!   ’    bubbles blurted,     whirling round to face him and shoving her crossbow behind her.     you had one job,     she thought furiously,     and the voice in her head sounded suspiciously like blossom,     as if they needed any more reasons to think she was totally useless and dumb.   

‘   i was just walking the same way as you.   y'know,   patrolling and   . . .   stuff.   ’   it wasn’t at all believable,     but it was the best she could come up with on such short notice.   she figured she was probably toast either way.   ‘  please don’t hit me ??   ’

[bluebabied]

@gnglead​​​ ‘ i'll just deal with this in my own irrational, anal way if that’s okay. ‘

’  sure,    i guess,   ’   bubbles shrugged,    holding onto her ankles and pulling her heels in towards her.    her legs ached from the last hour spent running and jumping and squatting    — -    trying to keep up with the others and always falling just short.     it might have been emotionally draining as well as physically draining,     but she was so accustomed to coming third place that she scarcely even noticed.

‘  or,   ’   she said, dragging the sound out and rocking on the small of her back so she knocked against blossom’s legs.  ‘   you could just talk to me about it.     we could get some popcorn and put a movie on and have a girl’s night     — -     we haven’t done that in ages  !!   ’

[bluebabied]

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐌

              “    it’s    called    gravity,    and    unfortunately    I    can’t    control    it.    ”    But    she    could    control    what    kind    of    tricks    she    tried    out,    however,    she    would    not    mention    it.    She    dumps    peroxide    over    the    scrape,    cleaning    up    the    wound    a    bit    with    the    wrinkle    of    her    nose,    “    and    I    know    my    limits,    it’s    not    like    I’m    gonna    get    a    permanent    injury    over    something    as    little    as    skating.    I’m    not    dumb,    in    case    you    forgot.    ”    

‘  you’re cocky,  ’  bubbles said,    shaking her head.  ‘  that’s worse than being dumb !!  ’  but blossom wouldn’t be told    — -    she knew that already.     talking to her was like talking to a brick wall,    sometimes.   ‘   just . . . shouldn’t you at least have knee pads or something ?  ’

[bluebabied]

𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐑

“ ME? Shitty? Babe, I only give what I get. ” Boomer returned, head tilting as he stared the other down. He wouldn’t do anything, Boomer wasn’t the QUICKEST to fight. Would much rather just LAY LOW and then get on with shit. He left the actual violence to Brick and Butch. Still, he stood there, twirling his bat in his hand as wrist rotated. A FAUX PREPARATION for a swing that wouldn’t come anytime soon.

“ Nah, YOU TOTALLY STARTED IT. I was just here mindin’ my own business, havin’ some fun… ”

'  it’s called vandalism and it’s illegal,  ’  bubbles said,     gesturing to the mess he’d made with her free hand.  ‘  and besides   — -  how am i supposed to know what you’re gonna do next,  huh  ??  or what other shitty stuff you think is fun.  ’  

[bluebabied]

𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓

@bluebabied· said: ❛ Love is a great beautifier. ❜

                 “    I    hate    to    make    you    face    real    life,    Bubbles..    ”    She    didn’t,    Blossom’s    harsh    reality    checks    were    something    that    came    naturally    to    her,    she    saw    it    as    something    good,    though,    like…    cutting    a    limb    off    before    it    gets    infected,    "    but    that’s    not    possible    for    people    like    us    —    if    you    love    someone,    you’re    just    gonna    put    them    in    danger.    Plus,    love    is    a    total    waste    of    time,    The    Professor    has    always    said    that    if    we    wanna    succeed,    we    gotta    concentrate    on    our    goal,    and    only    our    goal.    “    

‘  people like us,  ’   bubbles repeated,     disbelieving.  ‘  i don’t have to put them in danger !! i don’t have to tell them anything     — -   and we’re not gonna be doing this forever.   ’   at least,     she hoped they weren’t.     the indefinite future wasn’t something they ever really spoke about,    and while she liked to fantasize about a world without training and weapons and pain and all that other ugly stuff,   the others were kind of hard to read. 

‘   either way,   you don’t have to be so mean about it  . . .   ’

[bluebabied]

𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄

                                              ❛        listen    to    me    ,    ’        and    down    does    buttercup    bend    to    level    with    the    other—-        so    sensitive    ,    too    sensitive    .         ❛        out    there—-        where    all    𝐓𝐇𝐄    𝐁𝐀𝐃    𝐆𝐔𝐘𝐒    are    ,    you    don’t    get    to    make    mistakes    .    you’re    not    allowed    to    be    tired    ,    ‘cause    the    second    you    𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫?    that’s    it    .    IT’S    GAME    OVER    .    now    ,    is    that    what    you    want    ,    huh    ?    ’     they    make    the    effort    to    curl    loose    strands    of    sweat    lathered    tresses    behind    an    ear    ,    a    sentimental    touch    to    accompany    𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇    𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄    .         ❛        blossom    and    i—-    aren’t    always    gunna    be    there    when    you    fuck    up    ,    you    hear    me    ?   ’

bubbles opened her mouth,    probably to say something along the lines of   ‘don’t talk to me like you’re smarter than i am’   or   ‘quit treating me like a baby’,    but the words died in her throat.    she didn’t want to fight    — -    not with buttercup,    and not with anyone else.   she sighed,    defeated.   ‘   i know that,  ’   she said quietly,    taking only the smallest amount of comfort in that fleeting touch.   ‘  i’m sorry.  ’   her eyes were wide and wet and when she looked up at them,    she was almost embarrassed to find that she sniffled.   almost.  

[bluebabied]

@dumbat ‘ nobody’s civil anymore. ‘

'  well,    it’d be easier to be civil if you weren’t such a shitty person,  ’  bubbles pointed out helpfully,    taking a small step back and tightening her grip on the crossbow.    she wanted to look like a badass,    ready to fire.    in reality,    she was a big baby ready to turn around and run as soon as he made even the smallest move to strike at her.

‘  besides    — -    you started it.  ’ 

[bluebabied]

@utoniumblood​​ ‘ i had a bad day. ‘

bubbles blinked,    looking up at them from her place amongst the myriad of cushions,    blankets,    and soft toys.    then,    she smiled.  ‘  well,    i know what you need.  ’  

she shifted a little to make some room on her bed and spread her arms,     opening and closing her fists in a grabbing gesture.    her head cocked ever so slightly to the left,    one eyebrow lifting.  ‘  c’mon    — -    it’ll make you feel better.  ’  and i promise i won’t tell blossom.    it didn’t need to be said aloud.    bubbles knew how her siblings could be about that sort of thing;    always trying to look tough and strong and never taking a moment to just feel whatever it was they were feeling. 

[infernalmemes]

❧    𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ who’s bill murray? ❜

❛ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❜

❛ I mean, that’s like asking who gandhi is. ❜

❛ who’s gandhi? ❜

❛ is that how you say hello where you come from? ❜

❛ oh, my god, I can’t believe I shot bill murray. ❜

❛ I don’t think we’re gonna be able to stitch this. ❜

❛ ah. that’s still tender. ❜

❛ you think you might pull through? ❜

❛ if it means anything now, I am so sorry. it was just instinctive. ❜

❛ I was never a very good practical joker. ❜

❛ so do you have any regrets? ❜

❛ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❜

❛ that’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie. ❜

❛ I don’t mean to gush. ❜

❛ This is so surreal. ❜

❛ I mean, you probably get this all the time. ❜

❛ where’s the fucking twinkies? ❜

❛ I hate coconut. not the taste, consistency. ❜

❛ oh, this twinkie thing, it ain’t over yet. ❜

❛ they’re in the back, aren’t they? ❜

❛ I’m really sorry. she was like a crouching tiger… ❜

❛ you got taken hostage by a twelve year old? ❜

❛ twelve’s the new twenty. gun please. ❜

❛ like you would ever use that thing. ❜

❛ don’t kill me with my own gun!! ❜

❛ are you fucking with me? ❜

❛ you ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle? ❜

❛ time to nut up or shut up! ❜

❛ 1997. was that a good year? ❜

❛ and nobody picked you? ❜

❛ take away a man’s son, you’ve truly given him nothing left to lose. ❜

❛ I haven’t cried like that since titanic. ❜

❛ the first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❜

❛ you are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❜

❛ finally got to first base. not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❜

❛ have you heard about pacific playland? there are no zombies there. ❜

❛ that place totally blows! ❜

❛ this is now the united states of zombieland. ❜

❛ okay. let me begin my three-part apology by saying that I think you’re a wonderful human, with great potential. ❜

❛ I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❜

❛ oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s ghostbusters. ❜

❛ shit! fuck! ❜

❛ ow, I’m on fire! ouch! ❜

❛ the hell I am. ❜

❛ where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❜

❛ it’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❜

❛ are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❜

❛ no. I knew a guy way worse at that than me. ❜

❛ there are no penguins on the north pole. ❜

❛ you wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❜

❛ let’s play the quiet game. ❜

❛ have you never played the quiet game? ❜

❛ poor flat bastard. ❜

❛ here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❜

❛ you almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❜

[infernalmemes]

❧    𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ the worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t. ❜

❛ I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realise, it’s a comedy. ❜

❛ you don’t listen, do you? ❜

❛ how’s you job? ❜

❛ are you having any negative thoughts? ❜

❛ all I have are negative thoughts. ❜

❛ for my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. ❜

❛ is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? ❜

❛ how ‘bout another joke? ❜

❛ no, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes. ❜

❛ I’ll tell you what you get! you get what you fuckin’ deserve! ❜

❛ my mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. ❜

❛ she told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world. ❜

❛ I’m waiting for the punchline. ❜

❛ there is no punchline. ❜

❛ is something funny? ❜

❛ I just thought of a funny joke! ❜

❛ nobody’s civil anymore. ❜

❛ comedy is subjective, isn’t that what they say? ❜

❛ they don’t give a shit about people like you. and they don’t give a shit about people like me either. ❜

❛ everybody’s telling me my stand-ups, are ready for the big clubs. ❜

❛ I killed those guys because they were awful. ❜

❛ everybody is awful these days. ❜

❛ it’s enough to make anyone crazy. ❜

❛ I had a bad day. ❜

❛ were you following me today? ❜

❛ ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? ❜

❛ if it was me dying on the sidewalk you’d walk right over me! ❜

❛ I pass you everyday and you don’t notice me! ❜

❛ do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? ❜

❛ you know I do stand-up comedy, you should come see a show sometime. ❜

❛ I could do that. ❜

❛ all that sacrifice, she must love you very much. ❜

❛ touch my son again and I’ll fucking kill you! ❜

❛ is this a joke to you? ❜

❛ I feel like I know you… I’ve been watching you forever. ❜

❛ would you please stop bothering my kid? ❜

❛ the whole city’s on fire 'cause of you. ❜

❛ isn’t it beautiful? ❜

[jump-spark]

[bluebabied]

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐌

@bluebabied ♥'d

                  She    hated    apologizing,    but    she    had    to,    a    team    pissed    off    at    each    other    was    as    good    as    dead,    that’s    what    the    professor    had    said,    "    Bubbles…    come    on…    open    up..    "    Plus,    she’d    been    kind    of    a    huge    bitch    for    calling    her    a    baby    —    even    if    she    totally    was    one.    

bubbles,    who had wrapped herself up in a duvet burrito some twenty minutes prior,    paused the movie she was watching and turned to the door with a sullen expression.  ‘  go AWAY,  ’  she called back.  ’  whatever it is,    i’m not in the mood  !!  ’  she didn’t hold grudges.    they all knew that she’d accept a heartfelt apology for pretty much anything,    but she wanted to nurse her injured pride a little while longer. 

[promptfairy]

𝐊𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐀,  𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃   (   𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎   )   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

some lines modified to be more usable.     change any gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“   tonight’s  the  best  night  of  our  lives .   ” “   take  me  out  tonight .   ” “   bitch ,   pick  up  your  phone .   ” “   can  you  feel  it ??   ” “   i  just  found  out  me   &   elton  john  have  the  same  shoes .   ” “   do  you  mind  if  i  put  this  wine  in  your  backpack ??   ” “   i  don’t  know  if  it’s  weed  or  if  it’s  a  skunk .   ” “   i  get  that  you’ve  been  through  a  lot  of  shit ,   but  life’s  a  bitch .   ” “   shake  your  tits   &   fuck it .   ” “   you’re  the  party  girl .   ” “   you’re  the  tragedy .   ” “   let’s  talk  some  shit   &   pour  some  booze .   ” “   i  don’t  owe  ’em  nothing .   ” “   i  feel  like  i’m  nothing .   ” “   no  walk  of  shame ,   ’cause  i  love  this  dress .   ” “   bitch ,   i’m  blessed .   ” “   i  don’t  wanna  go  to  heaven  without  raising  hell .   ” “   only  god  can  judge  this  holy  mess .   ” “   these  assholes  won’t  shut  up .   ” “   i  don’t  know  where  i’ll  end  up .   ” “   i’m  taking  the  high  road .   ” “   i’m  that  bitch  you  love  to  hate .   ” “   good  god ,   what  the  fuck  have  i  done ??   ” “   i’m  so  damn  pretentious .   ” “   i’m  so  happy ,   and  you  hate  that .   ” “   the  only  people  who  got  time  to  get  offended  are  the  ones  who’ve  probably  never  gotten  off .   ” “   get  your  shadow  out  of  my  sunshine .   ” “   get  your  darkness  out  of  my  damn  way .   ” “   i’ll  love  you  even  though  you  hate  me .   ” “   we  all  got  shit ,   who’s  to  throw  stones ??   ” “   i’ll  just  keep  on  doing  what  i  do  best .   ” “   i  used  to  be  the  shoulder  that  you  would  cry  on .   ” “   i  don’t  talk  shit  unless  it’s  true .   ” “   you  were  more  than  a  friend  to  me .   ” “   i  still  can’t  believe  you  did  this  to  me .   ” “   did  i  fuck  my  whole  life  up ??   ” “   what  would’ve  happened  if  i’d  had  your  kids ??   ” “   nobody  makes  me  feel  the  way  you  do .   ” “   you’re  always  taking  me  for  granted .   ” “   i  got  something  i  gotta  get  off  my  chest .   ” “   i  know  you  better  than  you  know  yourself .   ” “   i  feel  like  i  don’t  know  you  anymore .   ” “   i  could  use  a  little  bit  of  love  tonight .   ” “   whatever  happened  to  us ??   ” “   you  get  better   &   better  the  more  i  get  to  know  you .   ” “   it’s  impossible  to  get  you  out  of  my head .   ” “   you  got  any  secret  tattoos ??   ” “   you  know  i  only  got  eyes  for  you .   ” “   i’ll  be  yours  forever .   ” “   you  know  i’m  down  for  whatever .   ” “   living  in  this  world  is  like  watching  one  big  infomercial .   ” “   what  would  you  do  if  you  could  do  anything  in  the  world  that  you  wanted  to ??   ” “   what  makes  you  happy  ??   ” “   thank  god  i  found  you .   ” “   since  we  met ,   i  don’t  feel  alone .   ” “   can  we  just  hang  out  tonight ??   ” “   i  knew  you  were  nervous    &    i  thought  it’d  make  you  laugh ,   so  i  sent  you  a  bag  of  candy  dicks .   ” “   i  wish  my  heart  wasn’t  broken  from  the  start .   ” “   i’m  sorry  i’m  always  so  anxious .   ” “   i  really  just  don’t  know  how  to  love .   ” “   how  do  i  miss  something  i’ve  never  had ??   ” “   i’m  not  a  rose ,   i’m  a  wildflower .   ” “   doesn’t  mean  i’m  lost ,   i  just  like  to  wander .   ” “   i  wish  i  could  go  back  in  time .   ” “   you  feel  just  like  i  remember .   ” “   when  i’m  with  you ,   i  wanna  do  all  kinds  of  stupid  shit .   ” “   let’s  make  some  memories  we  might  regret .   ” “   i  guess  i  missed  you  or  whatever .   ” “   i’ll  remember  you  for  the  rest  of  my  life .   ”

[carosarchive-deactivated2020060]

#about me

[spoiledbby-deactivated20210709]

princess sun, bitch moon, brat rising

[persephonememes]

* (  FLEABAG /  SENTENCE PROMPTS.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ Last night was incredible. ❜

❛ What are you doing!? ❜

❛ Don’t say anything. ❜

❛ I’ve really tried to be there for you through this. ❜

❛ You’re almost late. ❜

❛ You look tired. ❜

❛ Can I get you anything? ❜

❛ We broke up. ❜

❛ Thanks for the vote of confidence. ❜

❛ When are you going to stop bringing that up? ❜

❛ Nothing is ever going to be good enough. ❜

❛ I need new sexy pants. ❜

❛ Have you found anything? ❜

❛ We are bad feminists. ❜

❛ I want my top back. ❜

❛ Well it was terrifying! Never do it again. ❜

❛ Do you want to go for a drink? ❜

❛ What’s your problem? ❜

❛ I just… I like you. ❜

❛ Are you ok? ❜

❛ You need me to get you something to wear? ❜

❛ This is totally fine. ❜

❛ What’s going on? ❜

❛ Oh, I’m absolutely fine! ❜

❛ It’s almost two o’clock in the morning. ❜

❛ I’m going to call you a cab. ❜

❛ To be fair. She’s not an evil stepmother. ❜

❛ I thought that must have been you. ❜

❛ Everything alright? ❜

❛ Just thought I’d swing by. ❜

❛ I know it’s not really my place. But - are you ok? ❜

❛ Everyone’s been worried about you. ❜

❛ Tits don’t get you anywhere these days. ❜

❛ Take care of yourself. ❜

❛ You really do look ghastly darling. ❜

❛ Can I do anything? ❜

❛ This is a love story. ❜

❛ You’ve done everything. And you feel great. ❜

❛ May these be the worst of our days! ❜

❛ You look well, where have you been? ❜

❛ Boots, lovely there this time of year. ❜

❛ Well you look fantastic. ❜

❛ Love the Catholics. You can get away with anything. ❜

❛ Oh no have I disappointed you? ❜

❛ I’ll have a tequila! ❜

❛ You do look tired. ❜

❛ My parents were alcoholics! ❜

❛ Well, it’s um - cold and beautiful and dark. ❜

❛ It’s a lot of pressure, but I love it. ❜

❛ Fuck you, then. ❜

❛ Did you have a cigarette? ❜

❛ Were your parents successful? ❜

❛ My parents were very successful alcoholics. ❜

❛ Is everything ok? ❜

❛ You know I’ve always been very suspicious of religion. ❜

❛ Well I guess I’m just really fucking lonely! ❜

❛ Are we going to have a fight? ❜

❛ You look… strong. ❜

❛ I’m so intrigued to see how you’re going to make this whole evening about you. ❜

❛ I just take all the negative feelings and just bottle them and bury them. And they never come out. ❜

❛ It takes real commitment to be this happy. ❜

❛ You’re being so quiet. ❜

❛ Why aren’t you saying anything?! ❜

❛ What do you want me to say? ❜

❛ Your sister is finally a good influence on you! ❜

❛ Oh for fuck’s sake, stop it! ❜

❛ No, come on what’s happened. ❜

❛ You should go to the hospital. ❜

❛ I’ll just deal with this in my own insane, irrational, anal way if that’s ok. ❜

❛ I got your stuff. You ok? ❜

❛ If you ever need someone. To talk to or uh - I’ll be there. ❜

❛ I’m always… there. ❜

[vhsmeme]

* more happy than not prompts

more happy than not is a novel by adam silvera. tw: violence and self harm.

‘ i’m sorry that didn’t go the way you wanted it to. ’

‘ never wait for someone else to swing first. ’

‘ what the fuck is going on? ’

‘ talk to me. ’

‘ forget it. ’

‘ i believe you, kiddo. ’

‘ i’m sorry for the thousandth time. ’

‘ tell me who you are: stop hiding. ’

‘ how’d you sleep? ’

‘ you’re supposed to try and force me to spill the beans. ’

‘ sorry i missed your call. ’

‘ you forget that i cried with you when all those bad things happened. ’

‘ i think i’m kind of, sort of, definitely losing myself right now. ’

‘ stop fishing for compliments, you tall, dumb idiot. ’

‘ you didn’t like the pizza? i can get you something else. ’  

‘ four days. i’ve been knocked out for four days. ’

‘ BOO! ’

‘ everything’s a shit show. ’

‘ it’s so hard to stay awake. ’

‘ baby, my son. ’

‘ before i forget, thank you. ’

‘ that’s where your mind has been while i was laid out here? ’

‘ i feel like i might puke. ’ 

‘ we’re scarred enough, okay? ’

‘ i’m going to teach you how to fight. ’

‘ do you want me to get you something from the kitchen? ’

‘ i think i should try and sleep it off. ’

‘ you’re an asshole! ’

‘ i should’ve punched you in the face. ’

‘ but if you’re dead set on breaking the nose, a head-butt is the way to go. ’  

‘ do i make you happy? ’

‘ so i did this as a cry for help, i guess, because i didn’t like the bad place i was in. ’

‘ you’re my favorite person. ’

‘ i don’t like his ghost around me. ’

‘ can you both leave? i want to be alone. ’

‘ i won’t survive this. ’

‘ maybe i’m just growing up. ’

‘ loser has to buy winner ice cream. ’

‘ it’s a real thing. people who are in love with love. ’

‘ try not to move too much. ’

‘ that’s enough, right? ’

‘ don’t do it. ’