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yawpyawp

I disturbed his nap

retro-station

something

bbulletz

Sonicfox ur so fucking valid I love u

sexbanglish

so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

sexbanglish

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

feralkwe-deactivated20210912

okay but this is the cutest and most real shit i’ve ever seen.

mikkeneko

The rolls are meaningless if critical failures don’t come with consequences.

pacificrim-archive

literally sonicfox or riot

pacificrim-archive

KING

pissvortex

fizzydog-deactivated20240325

We stan a legend

cocainesocialist

bird-butt-deactivated20210130

fursuitpursuits

RT @ThomasDoebi: Can’t find your way back from @FurFest ? Well then I guess you’ll just have to take my hoof and stay in @mixedcandy land with me~

Photo: @archerwolf126 https://t.co/4VIZWWO6Of (Source)

nostrem

on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:

if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever

elaralara

tbt when they had no banning system so the gms just teleported hackers into The Void™ for eternal punishment

nostrem

That was a whole other problem in itself, due to the whole “disc of returning” debacle.

Basically there was an item (disc of returning) that let regular players visit these “banned” players in the void. You could come and go freely and still talk to any banned people there. The only problem was that this item was totally tradeable/droppable, and people visiting were getting tricked by the banned players into giving the item up to them, or dropping it so it would despawn.

Basically people were pulling some body-snatcher shit, and banned players were taking the place of innocent players through the disc of returning to get back into the game, and leaving behind the innocent ones trapped in their place. Runescape was fucked up lmao

raysipe1

To the Voids with you

geeko-sapiens

That’s the most anime shit I’ve ever read

vetrowolf

Boris

strangebiology

I spent 15 years sanding and grinding mussel shells to create my sculptures. I had no idea they were slowly killing me

>Industrial waste pollutes water >Filter feeders process waste and store toxins in their bodies >People harvest shells for art >Artist suffers from exposure to toxic materials, suffers for years with debilitating mental and physical symptoms.

She will NEVER recover.

bogleech

People act like environmental pollution is always something happening “somewhere else” but we’re all breathing and eating and drinking it and it should really put some shit into perspective that just having a hobby around seashells turned this woman’s household dust into a death trap.

long-ago-1234567890

“IM SUPER FUCKING GAY, SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY LGBTQ+ FRIENDS, ALSO IM A FURRY SHOUTOUT TO THE FURRIES. IM GAY, BLACK, A FURRY, AND THE BEST ESPORTS PLAYER OF THE YEAR”

- SONICFOX ON STAGE AT THE GAME AWARDS