Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?
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@raibanjou
Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?
r/scrungycats is fucking amazing
Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.
Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.
oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well
i feel like you would see this guy in an art house film or something where the protagonist vomits up a bunch of tarry black stuff that symbolizes the bad/damaged parts of himself but he realizes even those things are parts of himself and so he picks up this little infant deserves kindness and he needs to like heal his inner child or whatever. to me thats what this represents
I would throw it against the wall as hard as I possibly could I’m talking throw my shoulder out trying to see this wretched little thing splatter
hate this site
come sit down next to me idiot
i will sit next to you at any time ms green
sit next to me right now.
i am, im sitting next to you right now
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
really been getting into saying ough lately
Posts that make you say ough
time to get into new media! sure hope i wont get unreasonably attached to a random fictional character
by talos this can't be happening
Saturation Point
“Saturation Point” by Kosmas Pavlos and styled by Luke Jefferson Day for British GQ
i feel like shit so can i show you guys my favourite minotaur statues/sculptures
warning for artistic nudity i guess
first, there’s this lovely guy
if i don’t gush over back muscles assume i am dead
then there’s this unnecessarily horny theseus and minotaur
another theseus and minotaur. theseus leave the minotaur alone challenge
nice butts and back muscles, i approve
then there’s this gorgeous lad
but my favourite is this pensive li’l guy
please look at him and his little tail and how he’s leaning on his own horn and is kinda just trying to figure things out. amazing
thank you, that’s all
wait i forgot one
“well now i’m not doing it”
UK. Northern Ireland. Belfast. 1978. Stone-throwing boy during a riot.
Photograph: Chris Steele-Perkins/Magnum Photos
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I love him
please to help pip set up zoom call, have many importance clients to discussing
Clients for what? What does Pip do for a living?
cannot to say (pipwork is big confidentials)
ha ha ha so i finished BW (and spoiled myself on a handful of plot points of BW2) and now i have severe gen 5 brainrot that can only be sated by drawing comics about my feelings
welcome to my ~four years later~ postgame au that's largely about healing, forgiveness, the passage of time, and enemies to friends to lovers slowburn bc im a sap
hello this is my favorite video ever please please
el muchacho monday
How is your husband?
He should be fine I left him with enough food and water for a week
That was two weeks ago
Oh god no let me go check on him
By Talos this can’t be happening
was it worth it?
“was it worth it”? 100% absolutely the meme will die in a week but this post will never not be hilarious
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