DumbDogHorseThing

It/She/They Some twenty-ish year old who throws her weird gay thoughts onto her tumblr. mature blog

[esthermika]

the asexual lesbian she/it girl wants to get in bed with you (for cuddles)

[virtualgirladvance]

[dumbdoghorsething]

There was a moment a while back where I got into a physical altercation with a friend and I very quickly realized that I’m substantially weaker than I’d like to be. Not in the “Bwehhhh, I’m so weak and frail x3” but very much in the, “Even when I’m actively struggling to get up and contorting my body I still could not get myself free before winding myself immediately” and it’s been sat uncomfortably in my zeitgeist ever since.

[dumbdoghorsething]

I need a girl to bite me hard enough to cause me pain/leave a mark but not enough to hurt me.

[dumbdoghorsething]

low poly? uhh, sure, why not?

[dumbdoghorsething]

I wish I was normal and could do the things I want to do. I’m tired, physically and emotionally. Throwing in the towel isn’t an option because my friends would be sad. I have to do this for them, but when will it be my turn to do it for me. Someday I’ll be doing this for me, but for now, others will have to do, because there is simply no other option.

[dumbdoghorsething]

everyone rhymes. I’ve met so many different people and I’ve realized that we’re all the same, even the people I don’t like I always see a part of me in them.

[stupid-twink-girl]

[dumbdoghorsething]

There’s this Gal I know who often covers herself in blood for artistic purposes and it’s the most beautiful thing imaginable and I’m incredibly normal about it.

[bigscaryartist]

Cool expression i just learned

[unknowablevoid]

does anyone wanna bathe me and not touch me sexually and not make me feel bad for not being able to bathe myself and also be really gentle with my hair and then bring me groceries

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[creatures-5]

Call me an M&M tube the way you can't pull out

[dumbdoghorsething]

need to build me one of them neo-pussies so that all the homies can just creampie me relentlessly without worrying about getting me pregnant. (though they could do so anyways if they ask me nicely)

[comrade-ashenov]

Well, have you?

[the-peoples-puppy]

Does that tgirl have a 'butch haircut' because she's defying gender norms or because hair stylists don't respect her desire for a feminine haircut and nobody taught her how to cut her own hair?

Does that tgirl wear 'butch clothes' because she wants to dress ambiguously or is she too broke to wear anything other than the clothes her parents bought her in high school?

Does that tgirl have noticeable stubble because she's genderfuck or because she doesn't know where to start with buying and applying makeup?

Does that tgirl have hairy legs, feet, and belly because she's a hardline feminist or because electrolysis is $300~ a session?

Does that tgirl want to present masc or is she just poor and isolated?

[the-peoples-puppy]

Damn how could I forget the most important part:

DOES THAT TGIRL LOOK LIKE IF A BOY WAS A GIRL BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO OR BECAUSE SHE CAN'T GET ON FUCKING ESTROGEN?

[dateamonster]

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot