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There’s this Gal I know who often covers herself in blood for artistic purposes and it’s the most beautiful thing imaginable and I’m incredibly normal about it.

bigscaryartist

Cool expression i just learned

unknowablevoid

does anyone wanna bathe me and not touch me sexually and not make me feel bad for not being able to bathe myself and also be really gentle with my hair and then bring me groceries

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

gondorrevealparty

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

jadeharleyinc

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

punkitt-is-here

creatures-5

Call me an M&M tube the way you can't pull out

need to build me one of them neo-pussies so that all the homies can just creampie me relentlessly without worrying about getting me pregnant. (though they could do so anyways if they ask me nicely)

comrade-ashenov

Well, have you?

the-peoples-puppy

Does that tgirl have a 'butch haircut' because she's defying gender norms or because hair stylists don't respect her desire for a feminine haircut and nobody taught her how to cut her own hair?

Does that tgirl wear 'butch clothes' because she wants to dress ambiguously or is she too broke to wear anything other than the clothes her parents bought her in high school?

Does that tgirl have noticeable stubble because she's genderfuck or because she doesn't know where to start with buying and applying makeup?

Does that tgirl have hairy legs, feet, and belly because she's a hardline feminist or because electrolysis is $300~ a session?

Does that tgirl want to present masc or is she just poor and isolated?

the-peoples-puppy

Damn how could I forget the most important part:

DOES THAT TGIRL LOOK LIKE IF A BOY WAS A GIRL BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO OR BECAUSE SHE CAN'T GET ON FUCKING ESTROGEN?

dateamonster

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

sofiiscapitall

let's put this clear, a man will never be cooler than a butch lesbian

ace-trainer-alice

It's easy to like interpret the appeal of noncon type stuff as about things that are secretly desired but I think just as much you have to account for the erotic appeal of fighting as hard as you can to avoid something that you desperately don't want to happen.and losing.

The fact that it's not "real" is important here, a safety net, but the fighting is very real. The losing, just as much. The eroticism of limbs muscles failing you, of insufficient strength, of your body refusing to perform, of screams coming out too weak.

My total control is your total failure. My victory is your defeat. It's about the moment when it happens when i touch you when i force you to say it when the texture of your fighting shifts because you realize you failed. you know?

etchif

i am quite fond of the amazing digutial sircus

why would this be a feature, are they stupid?

it’s normal size and barely functional

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