Dumbledoreiisms

Indie crack rp for Albus Dumbledore.

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“Believe me, the only pussy he’s getting is from petting McGongall in her animagus form.”

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ogtine:

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“You’ve been a very naughty little boy, Seamus.”

“Eat. My. Shorts.”

“I like men, not boys. Now go to the naughty wizard corner.”

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ogtine:

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“Oh, you think you’re all that.”

“All that and a side of chips, yeah.”

“You’ve been a very naughty little boy, Seamus.”

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“Oh, you think you’re all that.”

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“That was some dank kush.”

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THANK YOU, KIND PERSON.

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you ruined my life you old fart 8(

EXCELLENT.

severiity

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“Ohhhh! I just had an orgasm.”

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“I am so thirsty right now but not for water.”

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FOLLOW MY HARRY BLOG

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"You're a whiny little bitch."

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“Tis a lovely day to get married.”

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ELLO MRS WEASLEY. Another blog I stalk on my Harry, haha.

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Everyone go follow wixardings if you aren’t already.

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“Which is…?”

[kindlycourageous]

“SIR, frankly, I would rather not share it. If you were to offer counsel, I should be grateful, but if you are to call me stupid then this conversation is fruitless. Many things I am, stupid, I am not.”

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“Suit yourself.”

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“No sensible person goes into battle without a strategy and you clearly haven’t thought this through.”

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“……BUT we have a strategy.”

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“Which is...?”