random misc dialogue … sentence starters
tw: mentions of rejection, death
“Are you hurt or are you scared?”
“He looked like a Gilligan’s Island extra.”
“You might be a doofus, but you’re my doofus.”
“I’ve never been more afraid of anything in my life.”
“Are you trying to creep me out? ‘Cause its working.”
“He gave me flowers… and I panicked and ate them.”
“How many chocolate truffles does it take to kill a man?”
“Don’t talk to me like that. Don’t ever talk to me like that.”
“You’ve given me too much power and I am already corrupted.”
“I just want to be every animal’s friend, is that too much to ask?”
“There’s a lot going on here. More than I can deal with. I’m sorry.”
“I mean, I was only legally dead for a couple minutes. No big deal.”
“I don’t think there’s any way we’re getting out of this in one piece…”
“I think I was born in the wrong era… I mean, I was meant for hunting mammoths.”
“Our course tonight includes a PB&J… because it’s all I know how to make, enjoy.”
“Are you finally ready to talk? Or are you going to keep throwing temper tantrums?”
“There was absolutely nothing I said that should’ve made you think I approved this.”
“In all seriousness, do you want to get married so we can claim more on our taxes?”
“When did I get elected Resident Mom Friend? I don’t remember putting forward my candidacy.”
“Maybe you should worry less about what others think of you… and more about what you think of yourself.”
“I didn’t think anyone could ever make me fall in love… and I was right, they still haven’t. You give yourself too much credit.”