THE GOBLET OF FIRE??????????????

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make it bounce like spalding

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lvlalfoy:

         " Those shoes should be banned for their obscenity.                ——- They’re rubber, have holes, and I believe                       you just called them cocks. ”

"This is MY school I will wear whatever I please."

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your anaconda don't --

EXACTLY i hate snakes fifty points from slytherin 

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" I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! "

this is worse than the time the troll broke into the school's bathroom and fucked so much shit up

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spongebob squarepants meme ♆

" I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... "

" F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival! "

" I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! "

" Go away, can't you see I'm trying to forget you. "

" You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. "

" Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! "

" Worship the magic conch! "

" Can you take the crust off my Krabby Patty? "

" The best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the time! "

" Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! "

" Well first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem. "

" Two words, Na. Chos. "

" Sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to. "

" Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. "

" East?! I thought you meant Weest. "

" I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly. "

" It took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS! "

" This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness. "

" You know what's funnier than 24? 25! "

" Too bad that didn't kill me. "

" That's it! You have crossed the line! As of right now, this friendship is over! "

" Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. "

" Is mayonnaise an instrument? "

" My leg! "

" Hi, Kevin. I'm your biggest fan. "

" Don't geniuses live in lamps? "

" Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot. "

" I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode. "

" Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers. "

" Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? "

" Hello, sir, would you like to buy some chocolate? "

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        alright, here’s how         this is going to work ya bums lil’ candy canes : it’s          holiday season and we wanted to celebrate with  a  secret  santa.  the  lowdown          is simple : you reblog this post by december 1st & we will  assign  each  of  you          to be someone’s secret santa ( and vice versa. ) the presents can be  absolutely          anything you want to spread some holiday cheer, but,  regardless  of  what  you          celebrate, or if you  celebrate  at  all,  here’s   a  chance  to   give   a   little   love          in the community this winter. - xxo drxmeda & slytherrus RULES • you  must be  a  HARRY POTTER RP  blog !  no  exceptions.  this  is exclusive to our community. • as was already stated, you  must reblog this post by december  1st.  likes do not count ! we want to spread this around like a virus, please. • we will distribute the username  of  who you’ll be gifting to ask boxes on december 2nd. make sure your ask box is open. • don’t  tell  someone  beforehand  that  you’re  their secret santa. that ruins the secret part of it :| or, well, you could, but .. :| • presents are due to  be  given  on  december 20th - 21st.  just  drop whatever it is you’ve decided to make/give in the person’s tag, or  into their submit, or however you want to do the thing. • if you have to withdraw for some reason please,  please  let drxmeda or slytherrus know. we ask that, if you do enter, you really try not to do this, but we do  have  plans  for  anyone who  is  left  without  a secret santa,  so  everyone  will  get  something,  but  this isn’t going to work if  you  sign up for it and then decide two days before the presents are due that you won’t be able to participate. that’s not cool :( • we will issue some reminders on our blogs, but this is mostly in your hands. • again, presents can be anything  you  want ;  make  some  icons,  or graphics, or take funny pictures of cats in santa claus hats.  whatever. use your creativity ! • and that’s it ! happy holidays !

[dumblegilf]

Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose some people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

Tagged by: @my secret bf fxckingflint

• WHAT WAS YOUR: Last Beverage: polyjuice potion Last phone call: hargrid Last text message: "fuck dooby" Last song you listened to: stacy's mom Last time you cried: 2 hrs ago over dooby

• HAVE YOU EVER: Dated someone twice: yeah 
Been cheated on: grindelwald was a free spirit in his youth and i forgave him Kissed someone and regretted it: snape is not a good kisser Lost someone special: rip james potter my son my life my protege Been depressed: i am a fawkes Been drunk and threw up: last night tbh

• LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: red and yellow i hate green FUICK SLYTHERINE

• LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: Made a new friend: greyistari xoxo twin from another womb Fallen out of love: yes </3 Laughed until you cried: i removed my tear duct Met someone who changed you: grindelwald<3 Found out who your true friends are: tom riddle can suck a dick Found out someone was talking about you: see above Deleted anyone on your FB friends list?: deleted voldemort he kept liking my pics from like 20 yrs ago

• GENERAL: How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: too popular to know everyone i run a school

• FIRSTS:

First surgery: grindelwald opened up my heart and took it First piercing: ;). First best friend: fxckingflint First sport you joined: quiddiitch First vacation: drumstring First pair of trainers: what does this even mean

• RIGHT NOW: Eating: jellybeans  Drinking: nothing. I’m about to: pay harry a visit Waiting for: this war to be over tbh

• YOUR FUTURE: Want kids: no i have like 1000 already in my life per year i dont want anymore than that Get married: if he likes it he can put a ring on it. Career: headmaster bitch

• WHICH IS BETTER: Lips or eyes: lipz. Hugs or Kisses: kisses Shorter or Taller: taller. Older or younger:  same age or younger tbh Romantic or Spontaneous: romance Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach. Sensitive or Loud: 2 n 1 Hook-up or relationship: relationship. Trouble maker or hesitant: troublemaker <333 grindelwald<333

• HAVE YOU EVER: Kissed a stranger: yes Drank hard liquor: yeah. Lost glasses/contacts: always LMAO!!! Sex on first date: nya....... Broke someones heart: srry harry :/ Arrested: nope. Turned someone down: yeah  Cried when someone died: me w/ all my mauraruder baes died  Fallen for a friend: yeah!!!!!!!! GRINDELWALD

•DO YOU BELIEVE IN: Yourself: fuck ya! Miracles: harry potter is a mircale Love at first sight: yes Heaven: i believe in ghosts Santa Claus: i am????????? santna?????? Kiss on the first date: yeah. Angels: myself

Tagging: freexdobby

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stacy’s mom // fountains of wayne

stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on she’s all i want and i’ve waited for so long stacy can’t you see you’re not the girl for me i know it might be wrong but i’m in love with stacy’s mom

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a plot where muse a and b hate each other. and by hate, i mean completely and utterly loathe one another. they turn on their heel and walk out of a room when they spot each other, they insult each other at every opportunity they get, and they’d rather sit on a spinning blade than spend time together doing anything but screaming at each other — unless they’re fucking. as much as they can’t stand one another, they drive each other crazy, good crazy, in bed. she comes out with bruises on her hips and hickies on her thighs while he’s got scratches trailing down his back and chest. they hate each other, but they love fucking, and their sex is full of pulling and scratching and biting and shut the fuck up and say my fucking name and the second they’re finished, one’s kicking the other out. this behavior continues for a while, both showing no signs of liking each other, even a little, until one day muse b fucks up and says the ‘l’ word in bed. he leaves immediately, and they avoid each other for days until muse a snaps and goes to his apartment and they fight and fight and fight until they’re fucking again, and afterwards they fight more and he’s shirtless and defensive and she’s in her bra and on the verge of tears because somehow, they ended up loving each other, and suddenly every day when they fight, the ‘i hate you’s sound like ‘i love you’s and the sex feels like making love and somehow they hate that even more, because hate is all they know how to feel.

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1 GILF SEARCHING FOR 1 GRINDELWALD OR OTHER LOVER pls rp w me, love @dumblegilf

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did i think i’d hit 100 on this blog? no not really. i made it randomly out of nowhere and wasn’t even sure if i’d play teddy right !!! but now about—- what, a week later? a week later 100+ people seem to think i’m doing something right !!! i’ve kinda fallen in love with my blue haired rebellious nerd as well. so, anyway, here’s a big shout out to all the people who have made my first week of being on here a complete blast !!! gonna say sorry now, too, about how i tend to talk a lot. also sorry if you’re like ‘wtf we’ve hardly spoken’ && you have a little thing about you i just— i really love everyone, okay. if you’ve spoken to me some i probably am actually obsessed with you. 

                                                                      -mun abbey

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Speculate on my muse's sexual history or bed personality.

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LIKE THIS for a starter its very hard making ones for everyone if they don’t want them! 

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       ”No ! You cheated !!

         My  hiding  spot  was  amazing.          You’re  just  angry because you          couldn’t think of a better hiding          spot !!!”

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"I Wasn't Even The One Hiding."

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" That’s absurd!! ”

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"Not as absurd as your hair. Do the carpets match the drapes?"

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"My mother’s been dead since before I was old enough to remember her. Thank you. Any other knives you’d like to turn in the wound before I go?”

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"Step on a stone...... break your father's bone.......r"