Just Joe

I don't know what to write. lazy gay 27UK.

[randombubblegum]

Does Jesus X Judas count as historical RPF

cant you guys ever just ask me about my day

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

[deanwinchesterapologist]

btw this doesn't apply when my university campus gets crowded and there's nowhere for me to sit down and eat. I hope every freshman drops out and goes home

[catasters]

[catgirl-kaiju]

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

HERE!

KEEP

CLOSED!

[valklynightyrie]

[juniepops]

If a gorilla wanted to kill me it would punch me apart with a single strike. If a chimpanzee or a gibbon wanted to kill me it would shred me slowly and painfully. But if an orangutan wanted to kill me it would gently, methodically unspool me like thread and I would feel none of it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

[roadrunnerposting]

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

[kadekuro]

[iicraft505]

Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

[iicraft505]

[iicraft505]

@chai-cow-ski

[bricky-b]

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

That's indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you're actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

[circleturk]

[royalrebelpropaganda]

yeah we put your girl in the fandom and they villainized her beyond comprehension. yeah sorry they took out all the nuance and made the argument completely black and white. yeah my bad. we can’t reverse it. sorry.

[anexperimentallife]

[deaddolin]

don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂

[shirtsthatgohard]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[huffylemon]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Why you suckin rusty dicks?

[grawly]

[punkrock-bottom]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I just saw this and I’m cackling:

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Evangelical Atheists, playing checkers: I don’t believe in God!

Rabbi Sherwin Wine, barely looking up from his 3D Chess: That statement is meaningless because “God” is a trivial term that lacks any coherent definition.

[shirleyjacksons-exwife]

Aldjdhal @tikkunolamorgtfo

[yteicosanievilew]

they should just put random people’s faces on money

[yteicosanievilew]

like when you get your picture taken at  the DMV there’s a chance you’re the 5 dollar bill now