MEEP MEEP

I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth Of sun-split clouds, – and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of – wheeled and soared and swung High in the sunlit silence.

[roadrunnerposting]

28M

West country separatist

C programmer

roadrunner97 on discord <= talk to me pls

[bruzum]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ledepassionne]

Moto Guzzi Le Mans, world fastest hand warmer

[a-s-fischer]

If you want a good object lesson about what we can and can't know about the past, we don't know Ea-Nasir was a dishonest merchant selling shoddy goods.

What we know is we have found a cache of complaint tablets about him selling low quality copper as high quality, in a site that was probably his own residence. We know multiple people complained he was a cheat. It's entirely possible they were right. It's also entirely possible that he kept these complaint letters as records of people he would no longer do business with, because they had made accusations and threats in order to bully him into giving them free copper. That is an equally valid interpretation of the evidence.

My point is not that we have maligned Ea-Nasir, my point is that thousands of years later, we do not and cannot know.

[kindigo]

Actually he wrote all the complaints himself with various sock puppet accounts to drum up sympathy subscribers to his Claytreon

[shirtsthatgohard]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

christlike martrydom of the wienermobile

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

ignorance is like breakfast to you

Tumblr is deadass the Only platform where people will say this type of shit to you & be completely sincere

[brokenbloodymolars]

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

[brokenbloodymolars]

Lord if this works

[frightfullytreeish]

[mousegirlheart]

can we play touys together?

[orteil42]

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

[powerburial]

shout to all the people who were crushed by machines or got caught in some gears and it tore them apart or like they got trapped somewhere and drowned in something and shit like that

[roadrunnerposting]

apparently they put all the sin in the world into this cmake file and if it generates we all get to go to heaven but if it throws a syntax error we are all eternally damned and btw i wrote it after 4 hours of sleep

[sacred-portal]

[mousenemy]

HE IS BARELY ALIVE (BARELY THREE BARBEQUE SAUCES TALL) AND YOUR PLAYING WITH HIM SLOPPY BOPPY STYLE

[escuerzoresucitado]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

[roadrunnerposting]

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

[kadekuro]

[roadrunnerposting]