fat evil mutant

i own a vhs player and smoke cigarettes

[chipsprites]

Photographer: Give me demure, give me innocent

Me:

Photographer: Give me sexy

Me:

[joeyclaire]

BREAKING: Toby Fox (Creator of Undertale, Deltarune) has been EATEN by an American White Pelican.

[catboyaoi]

i love my disabled friends dearly more than anything so i say this with love - meal planning for a group of ppl all with different dietary needs is like playing The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis

[catboyaoi]

Me and my friends when we eat

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[maroonracoon]

I Knew You Were a Witch

(an extra 4 pages of this comic where Billy gets cured by a Wizard will be exclusive to the book anthology Love Scenario as thanks to supporters)

[euritsua]

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[miadollcat]

what if i was your spoiled annoying daughter and you loved me so so so much

[vedurnan-archive]

[mtsodie]

i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[ultramanzer0]

is prev a warrior of light or an agent of darkness

warrior of light

agent of darkness

Voting ended onJun 4

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[edgar-allan-possum]

[maxfact]

Oh that's really cool

[mypronounsarehehehaha]

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[feldfrog]

i made you as a tomodachi mii in my video game i hope thats ok. you're really awesome . dont worry i called it feldman and not benny because i dont know you like that

I know, I could feel it