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Blog cancelled. I have no friends.
Dumb friend #1: I cannot start my day without a cup of coffee
Some weirdo: Shut the the fuck up you drug addict
Dumb Friend #1: We're all children of Jesus
Me: yeah if Jesus is Jeff Smith
Me: What do you think bone juice is?
My mom: Juice straight from the marrow
"I think my neck grew"
-Dumb Friend #1
DumbFriend#1: *feeling under table* Wow you can feel all the clay people have stuck under the table
Me: *I barely put my hand under the table* THAT'S GUM YOU DUMBASS
DF#1: AHH-
"Shut the fuck up you bone whore"
-Me at Dumb Friend #1
"Stop fucking ants??? Me??? What do you think I am??? Gay???"
-Dumb Friend #4
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My cat on the keyboard
"I'm in the violent turbulence."
- Dumb friend of a friend
"If it has a mouth and it screams, let it sing."
- Dumb friend #3
"What do I do now? I have a rat."
- Dumb Sister #2
"No, that guy cant be gay, he's too himself to be gay."
-Anonymous kid on the bus
"Why would you want a bad boy, when you can have a rad boy."
- Dumb friend #1
"If they're so poor, how can they afford clothes???"
-Dumb Friend #2
"The black bits in that salsa wasn't pepper, that was pure e-coli"
-Dumb Friend #1
"Today's going to be a good day! I can feel it in my bone marrow!"
-Dumb Friend #1