Dumb Quotes From My Friends

My friends say dumb shit so I thought I might document it. Feel free to submit things.

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Blog cancelled. I have no friends.

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Dumb friend #1: I cannot start my day without a cup of coffee

Some weirdo: Shut the the fuck up you drug addict

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Dumb Friend #1: We're all children of Jesus

Me: yeah if Jesus is Jeff Smith

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Me: What do you think bone juice is?

My mom: Juice straight from the marrow

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"I think my neck grew"

-Dumb Friend #1

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DumbFriend#1: *feeling under table* Wow you can feel all the clay people have stuck under the table

Me: *I barely put my hand under the table* THAT'S GUM YOU DUMBASS

DF#1: AHH-

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"Shut the fuck up you bone whore"

-Me at Dumb Friend #1

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"Stop fucking ants??? Me??? What do you think I am??? Gay???"

-Dumb Friend #4

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My cat on the keyboard

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"I'm in the violent turbulence."

- Dumb friend of a friend

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"If it has a mouth and it screams, let it sing."

- Dumb friend #3

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"What do I do now? I have a rat."

- Dumb Sister #2

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"No, that guy cant be gay, he's too himself to be gay."

-Anonymous kid on the bus

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"Why would you want a bad boy, when you can have a rad boy."

- Dumb friend #1

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"If they're so poor, how can they afford clothes???"

-Dumb Friend #2

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"The black bits in that salsa wasn't pepper, that was pure e-coli"

-Dumb Friend #1

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"Today's going to be a good day! I can feel it in my bone marrow!"

-Dumb Friend #1