Undercover Jesus

Welcome to my page. My name is Justin. I'm a 6'2, 23 year old from Michigan. I travel a lot in between playing lasertag and going to concerts. ------------------------- Favorite Bands: Blink-182, We Came As Romans, Yellowcard, Story of The Year, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Seen In Concert: Blink-182, A Day to Remember, Green Day, We Came As Romans (4x), All That Remains, Like Moths To Flames, The Summer Set (2x), Issues (2x), All Time Low (3x), State Champs, Sum 41 (2x), Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, Secrets, Beartooth (2x), Taking Back Sunday, Man Overboard, Tonight Alive, Weezer (2x), Panic! At The Disco (2x), Real Friends(2x), Chunk! No Captain Chunk! (2x), Boys Of Fall, Story So Far, Story Of The Year, New Found Glory, Slaves, Chiodos, Alien Ant Farm, I Prevail, Too Close To Touch(2x), Cage The Elephant, Coheed and Cambria, The Wombats. Been In Videos: We Came As Romans "Regenerate" ------------------------- You can find pictures of me or the stories about my life under (#me) and (#My Life)

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THEFT

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How DARE you leave this in the notes

[kaijuno]

Mom (a hater): Jess you are 22 can you please stop calling them chicken tendies

Me with my chicken tendies:

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Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

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Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

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What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

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And now the rest of us are crying too

[just-shower-thoughts]

Semen is both an all-natural and man-made adhesive.

[dumbwater]

This is hilarious

[clientsfromhell]

My client wanted me to prepare a content plan based on four presentations about their new campaign strategy.

They sent me the presentations – they were very confusing. Parts contradicted each other, and at no point did they explain the purpose, nor the message, of the campaign.

Me: Hey, I’m going over these presentations and they’re not very clear. Can I get some more details from you directly?

Client: Everything you need to know is in those presentations.

Working with what I had, I created several proposals. Each one was rejected WITHOUT COMMENT. At this point, I gave up.

Me: Look, I’m sorry but I’m really in the weeds here. Can you give me some specific examples of the message you want to send? I’m confused about the whole campaign.

Their response was pure gold:

Client: Well, we’re pretty confused here too. We’re not sure what our campaign should say either.

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[whatsliferotfl]

Pure genius

[dimetrodone]

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

[dimetrodone]

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

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[savannahkills]

This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper

[definitelynottme]

I feel so lonely and unwanted I don’t know what to do

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You ever look at life and think what if I just took the plunge, and wiped myself out of the equation.

[dumbwater]

All the time.. Especially now...

[helloiamdepressed]

[grungelama]

This hit me straight in my black, shattered heart. 🖤

[the-suicide-effect]

Faking a smile is so much easier than explaning why you’re sad

[depresseddisneyprincess]

it scares me to think about how i’m only alive because i don’t want to hurt the people i love

that’s the only reason (via depresseddisneyprincess)

[emilydb]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why do “Do what makes you happy” commercials show people hiking and doing other physical activities and not people playing video games in a dimly lit room endlessly