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[dumpster-charlie]

This is my tumblr account from high school I just found

OH MY GOD I FINALLY REMEMBERED WHAT EMAIL I USED FOR THIS ACCOUNT OH MY GOD

[racingcore]

we know The Last Of Us [show] outbreak happens on 26 September 2003. i wanna know when you were born

born BEFORE outbreak <br>[put in tags how old were you then?]

born AFTER outbreak <br>[put in tags how many months/years into the outbreak?]

born on the outbreak day

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2023

please reblog i wanna see something. also say if you would survive just cuz XD

[dumpster-charlie]

so i'm stoned out of my mind and i wrote this horribly mispelled mafia au about the onceler and the lorax (i took a lot of hits)

warnings: smut, im really high so misspellings and poor grammar

the lora. rewritte

summary: mafjs au smut fic oncrr

the knce was a time when coapislists and commues lived harmant. this was long brfore the lorax, when two mafia damilies came together, tje trre huggers and corperate schm. the tree hugger ehere anaro primitivrs and the corperates erre masochists waiting for their dom. the lead mafia bodd fkr thr corporationson was non other than the oncler himself, he was a brat and a masochist, needing to be subdued, the lorax was a soft dom, and they were secretly in love but they also hated esch other. oncie being a stock market fascist and lorax being an anarchist and an astrology boy, one day the lorax crossed to the opposing mafia family's turf to steak drugs, and one of the thneeds

caught him and sent him to the big mafia daddy, onceler. he was bejng kept in the dugeon to await the possibility of getting tortured by mafia men. but he was met with the big daddy boss himself: the onceler.

the onceler locked the door behind him as he entered the room. he gave a look of hunger and loss in the eyes of the onceler, needing to be handled. "you cut down every tree on my turf you dirty little slut" cried the lorax in a fit of simmering rage at his enema. he knew what needed to be done. 'i'll show him who the bjg daddy is" and he knawed out of his restaunst and thrusted his member into thr onceler, "you can fkt mlre in there, lorax" onceler said with a smirt upon his face. the onceler bellowed "i'll make you pay for hutting my family's habitst down you dirty bitch" and he crabbed the trunp of an american beech tree and shoved it so far up the onceler ass that it split his lover in half. the lorax screamed in agony as he watch the spirit of his lover sink down into hell for bekng a little faggot and a dirty capitalist. then the mafia henchmen came in and beat the lorax to death for murdering the mafia boss onceler. the lorax we to heaven though becausr he pulled out, and the two lovers were separated for eternity.

the end

[dumpster-charlie]

i havent used this account in years and what brings me back to this god foresaken app is castiel admitting his gay love and then immediately getting sent to super-hell.

[dumpster-charlie]

When I become a parent

When I’m a parent I’m gonna name my children after my ships.

“Johnlock! Get ready for school- ohh Phan and Destiel! Did you spill milk on the carpet or was that the dog? DRARRY! Come here boy!”

[givemhellk1d]

this post alone gave me 5 separate deadly diseases all at once

[archaic-kings]

Please… never have kids

[dumpster-charlie]

i posted that three years ago and i just logged into this account since then and cried reading my pos, bullying works

[dumpster-charlie]

When I become a parent

When I’m a parent I’m gonna name my children after my ships.

“Johnlock! Get ready for school- ohh Phan and Destiel! Did you spill milk on the carpet or was that the dog? DRARRY! Come here boy!”

[givemhellk1d]

this post alone gave me 5 separate deadly diseases all at once

[archaic-kings]

Please… never have kids

[dumpster-charlie]

I posted this around three or four years ago, and i was looking through my old tumblr (this account), i’m sixteen and remember being so offended by these comments, but a piece of me died reading the og post so thanks for insulting me i deserved it

[lanceybb-blog]

and another soft edit :,)

[fivtoo]

Ok, so some people asked me why I don’t believe Klance will be canon so…I think in logic charts and tree diagrams and here we are. 

[mintcaboodle]

more of this au  🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

[captain-america-issa-snack]

Tumblr: shows me my otp doing something cute as fuck

My heart:

[gay-engineer]

Person A: I don’t know, doc… Every time I’m around Person B, my heart speeds up, I start sweating, I… I just get so nervous that I can’t speak properly. What’s up with me, doc?

Doctor:

[melonmemes]

[castielsgal]

Finished Commission of Cas comforting poor, tired & scared Dean after being possessed by Micheal 

[waywardspringchild-blog]

This is some heartbreaking stuff right here… I love it, but my heart aches for the both of them!

[castiel-broken-heavenly-soldier]

All her fanart is amazing.

[fixedyourmeme]

[petepepsi]

RICHARD GORANSKI IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL

IF YOU SAY HE IS ANYTHING BUT BISEXUAL

FUCK YOU!!!

[iamsigningmylifeaway]

y’all hear sum

I swear they beST not make allurance canon because

- lance isnt a rebound??????

- its h e l l a forced. she just like suddenly has feelings now smh

- *l a n c e  i s n t  a  r e b o u n d*

[dumpster-charlie]

I’d be chill with allurance is it was more slowburn and less forced, I’m saying this as a klance shipper

[officialyellow]

What I really don’t understand is how Voltron is supposed to be the most powerful weapon in the universe and yet it was deadass the weakest ship in the last episode