[hoeheaven]

STARDUST 💫 (2007) Director: Matthew Vaughn

LightSpeed AU (1/?) ✨

a collab with @dumpsterbagel authoring the fic

'Yeah, you and me we can light up the sky If you stay by my side, we can rule the world~'

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[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 145th Tilt

William Wallace, Braveheart (1995) VS. George, The Sherriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Propaganda

William Wallace, Braveheart (1995) Portrayed by: Mel Gibson

“Just look at this man's muscular body—standing still, charging across a battlefield, doesn't matter, it's hot. And then listen to his accent—I don't know if it's accurate but it sure is delightful and hot. We don't get to see him smiling or soft a lot, but whenever he does, he looks so charming.”

George, The Sherriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) Portrayed by: Alan Rickman

“Robin who? The Sheriff is *obviously* the star of this movie, stealing every scene as the funnest, most sneeringly evil villain you could imagine, with a luxuriant mane, a fabulous goth wardrobe, and a voice that'll send shivers down your spine.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?

William Wallace [Mel Gibson] (Left)

The Sheriff of Nottingham [Alan Rickman] (Right)

Voting ended onAug 18, 2024

Additional Propaganda

For William Wallace:

“He' has an absurdly huge sword and he's Scottish. Also blue face paint, for some reason”

For The Sheriff:

“The Sheriff of Nottingham was the highlight of this subpar retelling of the adventures of Robin Hood. The film almost flopped before he entered the scene.

“He single-handedly saved that film - he oozes bad boy sex appeal”

“No, the character was not hot in personality but apparently they gave Alan Rickman total freedom with his portrayal & let him improvise & he was fucking hilarious & stole the show”

How Alan Rickman Rescued Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves With a Trip to Pizza Express

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 146th Tilt

Sid, Galavant (2015-2016) VS. Sir Lancelot, BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)

Propaganda

Sid, Galavant (2015-2016) Portrayed by: Luke Youngblood

“He's such a sweetheart of a knight, from one of the most underrated musical sitcoms ever! Plus his family's song about him, "Oy What a Knight" is a classic.”

Sir Lancelot, BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012) Portrayed by: Santiago Cabrera

“THE MOST PERFECT LANCELOT TO EVER LANCELOT. Sorry I don't make the rules. He's got pretty hair and kind eyes and a killer smile and he's brave and noble and gorgeous and idiotically self-sacrificing in every aspect of his life and he's got hidden chaotic depths and everyone falls in love with him a little bit!!!!!!! And how can they not!!!!!!!!! How could you ever resist that intensity of loyalty and gorgeous brown eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?

Sid [Luke Youngblood]

Sir Lancelot [Santiago Cabrera]

Voting ended onAug 18, 2024

Additional Propaganda

For Sid:

“Sid was THE sincerest kindest nicest bloke in the whole goddamn thing and he!! deserved!!! better!!!!”

“His smile makes my heart grow 3 sizes every time ilysm Sid.”

For Lancelot:

“He's just so pure and kind and romantic and also god*damn* his face is *literally* flawless and he's got those big brown eyes you could just fall right into and its an actual travesty that they only had him on the show like once a season he should have been a lead, that man deserves justice. For further propaganda I would like to submit the entirety of S2E4, which absolutely rewired my brain chemistry.”

“Hot as the dorky lowborn night with fluffy hair and as the evil, come-back-from-the-dead temptation.”

“Pretty much the whole of Camelot falls in love with him”

Gifsets:

Santiago Cabrera as ✨Lancelot Du Lac✨

nor bid the stars farewell

SANTIAGO CABRERA as LANCELOT in MERLIN 2x4: Lancelot and Guinevere

nor bid the stars farewell

LANCELOT + looking dishevelled in a white shirt

sea and fire

[dumpsterbagel]

[personallbest]

@pscentral event 15: favorite ship 

endless gifs of my otps: lane kim x dave rygalski  

[dumpsterbagel]

@vintagetvstars

[theocsource]

SETH COHEN & SUMMER ROBERTS 4.16 — The End's Not Near, It's Here

[dumpsterbagel]

@vintagetvstars

[vintagetvstars]

Jimmy Smits Vs. Hal Linden

Who is the hottest vintage tv man? (round 1)

Jimmy Smits (left)

Hal Linden (right)

Voting ended onAug 14, 2024

Propaganda

Jimmy Smits - (L.A. Law) - No text propaganda

Hal Linden - (Barney Miller) - He's in his 90s and Still Working. Plays classical clarinet. Warm, charming, gorgeous smile and salt and pepper hair. He's been in pretty much every TV show of the last 50 years at some point, and his career is almost old enough to officially retire even though he didn't start acting until he was 25. He's been a chairman for the March of Dimes for years. Carried the Olympic torch in 1984! Was nominated for an Emmy every year Barney Miller ran (8 times!). Lifelong Democrat, a total sweetheart and a knockout to boot. Barney Miller was a very important role in every way, and Hal Linden nailed it- he's a police captain who leads with compassion and kindness and leads a very diverse squad. Brooklyn 99 learned everything from Barney Miller.

Master Poll List | How to submit propaganda | What is vintage? (FAQ)

Additional propaganda below the cut

Jimmy Smits:

Hal Linden:

CW: Discussion of racism (video description: After Harris encounters racism, Barney tries to explain bigotry to Wojciehowicz.").

[vintagetvstars]

Richard Ayoade Vs. Kevin McDonald

Who is the hottest vintage tv man? (round 1)

Richard Ayoade (left)

Kevin McDonald (right)

Voting ended onAug 12, 2024

Propaganda

Richard Ayoade - (AD/BC: A Rock Opera) - He has a really great British accent that’s perfect for voice acting too :)

Kevin McDonald - (The Kids in the Hall) - captivated by his strange worried look and high pitched manic voice

Master Poll List | How to submit propaganda | What is vintage? (FAQ)

Additional propaganda below the cut

Kevin McDonald:

I just think he's very <3 <3 Also I know we unfortunately can't submit stuff from someone's voice acting roles but he's done quite a bit of voice acting so for anyone who doesn't recognize him, if you listen to a clip of him talking I think there's still a good chance you may recognize his voice!

CW: Excessive stabbing

[vintagetvstars]

George Takei Vs. Richard Hatch

Who is the hottest vintage tv man? (round 1)

George Takei (left)

Richard Hatch (right)

Voting ended onAug 11, 2024

Propaganda

George Takei - (Star Trek) - Gay icon!

Richard Hatch - (Battlestar: Galactica) - No text propaganda

Master Poll List | How to submit propaganda | What is vintage? (FAQ)

Additional propaganda below the cut

George Takei:

bro it's literally george takei

[dumpsterbagel]

[vintagetvstars]

Ricardo Montalban Vs. John Forsythe

Who is the hottest vintage tv man? (round 1)

Ricardo Montalban (left)

John Forsythe (right)

Voting ended onAug 11, 2024

Propaganda

Ricardo Montalban - (Fantasy Island, Star Trek) - While not a tv show, he was 62 years old when he played Khan in the Wrath of Khan movie and he had the best pecks in the business. His chest is so good no one believes its real. In an interview in 2017 the director said, "I have been asked this question 23,472 times. I stopped answering it at 71." but even he said he asked if 'that was really his chest?' the first time he saw it (Source), His run as the star of Fantasy Island was his big roll after this movie. He was also apparently a good dad to his 4 kids, and was married to his wife for 63 years until her death (Source).

John Forsythe - (Dynasty, Bachelor Father, The John Forsythe Show) - No text propaganda

Master Poll List | How to submit propaganda | What is vintage? (FAQ)

Additional propaganda below the cut

Ricardo Montalban:

He was a famous spokesperson for Chrysler and the way he said "Corinthian Leather" was a meme. Here he is seducing us with his voice in a Chrysler commercial

John Forsythe:

[dumpsterbagel]

[vintagetvstars]

Adam Brody Vs. Milo Ventimiglia

Who is the hottest vintage tv man? (round 1)

Adam Brody (left)

Milo Ventimiglia (right)

Voting ended onAug 11, 2024

Propaganda

Adam Brody - (The OC (season 1), Gilmore Girls) - A very underrated TV hottie who's so great at playing sarcastic yet lovable dudes. Plus he's married to Leighton Meester, another underrated TV hottie of the Y2K era.

Milo Ventimiglia - (Gilmore Girls (Seasons 1-4)) - No text propaganda

Master Poll List | How to submit propaganda | What is vintage? (FAQ)

Additional propaganda below the cut

Adam Brody:

Milo Ventimiglia:

[dumpsterbagel]

Good people of Tumblr we cannot let Chrismukkah inventor Seth Cohen / Lane Kim’s BF Dave / Daniel Le Domas / the lead singer of Low Shoulder get voted out in round 1 !! 📣 👏🏻

[oxboxer]

Revisiting art: figure studies.

[danneelswife]

10 years of captain america: the winter soldier april 4, 2014 - april 4, 2024 (youtube)

[kal8elle]

By @shihoerusu

[hoeheaven]

Sneak peek of something that’s taken forever and a day and two OCs! ✨Magnus & Nova ✨

[kaijudyke]

you wish you were me

[hoeheaven]

Concept art of Monica Rambeau for the webcomic adaptation of my fan fiction series Out of Time