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#this sounds like a humble brag. but in fact. it is me simply trying to wrap my head around it like 7 hours later #INSANITY !!!!!!!!!!!#erin does selfies #the costume designer for this movie liked commented and posted it too which is HELLO ?!?!?! ma’am it’s an HONOR #i am. Never shutting up about this #john boyega unfollow me now etc etc

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#new jeans arrived in the mail and i’m wearing them and they feel so much better at the waist like they aren’t squeezing me but as expected #they’re Sooooooooo huge at the crotch and butt etc etc and everybodyyyyyyy on the street keeps looookinggggggg at me #at my crotch specifically i want 2 DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

all that misery and then i literally didn’t even care at the concert bc i was having so much fun lmaaaaaoooooooooooo

#we are going to run it back again tomorrow for my baseball game outfit tho. woooooooooo

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#it’s just crazy like i SWEAR people didn’t use to stare at me this much…..

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#going to a concert for one of my all time favorite bands tonight and i’m wearing their jersey tucked into my jeans and i really do feel like #pillsbury dough exploding out of the tube fuuuucccckkkkkk #i ordered some jeans in a bigger size than the ones i have now but they don’t get here until friday at the earliest bc of a crazy shipping #fluke. and it’s like maaaannnnnnnn im going to feel SO insecure every time somebody looks at me tonight fr #for all my historical body issues i’ve never Really had a problem like this where i gain weight SUPER fast and stores don’t have my size in #person………….

hbowarvids

It's time for our third and final HBO WAR* SONG SHUFFLE of 2026... We're celebrating Halloween, so get ready to TRICK OR TREAT! Submit one "trick" song and one "treat" song (more details on what that means on the form linked below), and you'll find out which one you get on Halloween!

🎃 HOW IT WORKS 🎃

Sign up by filling out this form. (One "trick" song and one "treat" song. See the form for more notes on song submissions.)

I'll shuffle and assign the song submissions. (It'll be mostly random but I'll try to make sure you have similar tastes in shows/characters, which you'll be able to list on the form.)

Edit a video to your assigned song.** (Your video must be at least 90 seconds long with no looping.)

Post your video on Halloween: October 31! (Make sure to tag your trick-or-treater in the caption! Use the tag #hbowarsongshuffle for the event, and #hbowarvids to be featured on the archive.)

🎃 SCHEDULE 🎃

August 12: Sign-ups open.

August 31: Sign-ups close.

September 1: Songs assigned. Time to edit!

October 10: Last day to drop out.

October 31: Post your video!

Don't be scared, sign up here!

*Band of Brothers, Masters of the Air, and The Pacific **No editing experience? No problem! You can find resources to get started here.

#this graphic Rules tierney !!!!!

fluentisonus

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style

#LOVE !!!!!!!!!!

lampgate

toppermostpoppermost

Tell me this is not about screwin' the guy who's screwin' your wife.

OCEAN'S ELEVEN (2001) dir. Steven Soderbergh

#this shot goes CRAAAAAZYYYYYYYYYY i gasped out loud when i saw it the first time

bonivers

that one tweet that’s like “90% of posts online can simply be responded with I Don’t Think You Should Be Talking About Women Like That”

the-grollican

ishmael using a pseudonym is so funny. like what are you in witness protection? from the whale?

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washedupkam

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#yeah i’m reblogging this again. so many instant knockouts on here

timbitshockey

there's something kind of you-can't-go-home-again about being a hockey fan in terms of, like, your "first" roster is always going to be "your" roster, no matter how long ago it was or how many people have been swapped around, how many trades, how many retirements, how many free agencies you live through. it'll never be exactly like that again. it probably wasn't even exactly like that for a full season. i know there's a lot of jokes about "how do athletes deal with trades. what about their friends?" but it's also, like, what about us? what about our friends? to me, the penguins are always going to be, like, brian boyle and jason zucker and brian dumoulin and evan rodrigues and john marino, but for other people, the penguins go back even further than that. hags and horny and nealer and flower. you don't have to go too far down on reddit to find people who think about mario and jagr. i was a fairweather bandwagon fan for the avs when they won the cup and that exact lineup holds its shape in my mind perfectly, but talk to someone who follows the team for real and they have a tyson jost-shaped hole in their picture of the cup team that's still not healed over. i just love that. the inherent melancholia of being a sports fan is not knowing you're in the good ol' days when you're in them and then trade deadline comes. and the trade deadline comes every year.

#my beautiful 25-26 flyers……………..

byjove

I hate how people call it a ‘gender war’ like gender-based violence doesn’t primarily go in one direction and there aren’t incels with podcasts saying that the 19th Amendment should be overturned. There has never been a Gamergate for women, there has yet to be a female Elliot Rodger. This is not a war. Women are occasionally lobbing unfriendly comments at men and men are detonating nuclear bombs on them. And there is a definite reason that women today are outspoken about being disillusioned by and disgusted with their male peers and committed to decentering men in their lives and it isn’t because all these women are radical misandrists who do not see men as human. Gender war makes it seem like a petty squabble with two offensives and not women realizing that many of their male peers genuinely hate them.

*TERFs, I sincerely hope you shit yourself in a public place, go fuck yourself and do not touch my post. This post is not for you.

byjove

The early 2010s millennial hope of a better more progressive future contrasted with the sharp traditionalist alt-right U-turn that so many Gen Z and millennial men went down scarred generations of women.

washedupkam

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#just fell 2 my knees

dogpuppy

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