ian arfer🐾

i am literally a dog. this is not a kin or regression thing, on all levels except physical, i am just a puppy, please do not address me as human as it makes me heavily uncomfortable. i have paws, ears, and fur! to type i tap my paws against the screen!! i was supposed to be born a dog but god effed up but thats OK ill just be a dog in the next life! im puppy. woof woof woof. hardblock me if u think im not a dog. ur delusional if u cannot see this. i literally have PAWS and and SNOUT.. how could i not be a dog!!!!!! woof!!!!! woof woof! im not a human. im a dog taking on the form of a human. that is all. im a dog. i cant understand complex human emotions. im just a puppy!!!! idk how the world works or how ppl care!!!! woof woof woof im a dog pls pet me woof!!!

[whispedcream]

sunny:

[sonicrainbooms]

i have so much to say and yet nothing to say about the movie. until i can be bothered, take this

[54735749956555371253415-deactiv]

posting '-_-' as a way of airing out the woes and sorrows

[homoluigi]

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

[cursedimagez]

[lynxskulls]

It remembers what it once was

[ammit420]

im not high or nothin but yo benjamin button really died by turning back into skeet

[tarynel]

GOOD FUCKING NIGHT LMFAO

[tordenvejr]

there is no audience to perform for, there is no approval, no admiration to attain. there is no role worth playing, there is no one to convince. let it go

[omegaverse]

No joke when I was aborted it hurt so bad and I screamed so loud and so manly the whole clinic heard me

[100493503004422]

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

[emailmore]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foreveriallyzombified]

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

[emailmore]

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[cloune]

[subatomic-swag-deactivated20240]

watch what you say lest i send my black and white manga icon mutuals after you

[ahistoryofwar]

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but imo facebook is directly responsible for devastating the concept of internet safety

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

i’m not being hyperbolic - myspace did it a little but facebook was one of the first places it became normal to put your real name, face, personal information, fucking address and place of work on the internet, and more importantly it was the first place that the parents of the current generation of kids felt comfortable doing so

and once the adults were like “oh this is Normal” they stopped properly impressing the important of privacy and safety on the internet on their kids. theyre putting their childrens fucking baby pictures on the internet for anyone to see

i have WATCHED people in my grandmothers generation go from warning child-me about the (real! very very real!) dangers of sharing personal information online to actively encouraging me to do so to make money

it drives me crazy yall it makes me fucking insane. be careful for fucks sake

[bogleech]

It’s so ingrained that if your Facebook avatar is something other than your real face, Facebook users think you’re a troll account or a “creep” with something to hide.

[cipheramnesia]

No, I'm not tired of being nice, yes I still just wanna go apeshit. These things can coexist, stop asking me.