Baby Came Home,

how do i get on one of those ghost hunter tv shows

[aburstoflightpdf]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[ptsdandflowers]

Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me:

[biyaself]

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[palpamemes]

If you haven’t seen the .gif

[sonoanthony]

How you miss the most important part 

[ithelpstodream]

[zagreus]

Come On And Slam And Eat A Plate Of Ham

[spicybakery]

i’m vegan

[zagreus]

Come On And Slam And Eat A Fucking Yam

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thaibrator]

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[figuerockfaeth]

the BEST part of mamma mia (2008) one of the greatest movies ever made:

the (purposeful?) lack of effort put into the flashbacks, just straight up putting a wig on 47 year old colin firth, 55 year old pierce brosnan, and 56 year old stellan skarsgard and saying they’re all like 20 (TWENTY) is a level of iconic very few movies possess 

[tvandfilmdaily]

[monsieurrobot]

[wyrmwizard]

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

[wyrmwizard]

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

[holycanid]

[10knotes]

Best answer ever