Discord's Blog

I, the one and only Discord, have decided to make a blog on this Tumblr website, to better acquaint myself with this "Internet" the ponies have thought up.

[dumpy-discord]

Are you still around?

(The answer to that is that I completely lost the password/email for this account and only just now found a device that has a valid login token for it, so yeah I'm still around, if only barely. :P)

[dumpy-discord]

*Wonders if you're still around*

*Discord squeezes himself out of a hole in the air, his massive, rotund body getting stuck* Erf... My, I’ve gotten fat... Oh, hello Anon. Sorry for my absence, I’ve been a bit, erm, heavy lately.

[dumpy-discord]

What are your favorite foods?

Well, I like all sorts of food! But what I absolutely couldn't live without are sandwiches! It's amazing you ponies still have them after all this time! It was my idea, putting food inside bread, you know. The amount of variety in one simple dish just makes my heart flutter!

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I’ve seen far too many people be like “haha that’s not how DJing actually works!”

[dumpy-discord]

Spike quickly grunted as the dragon was pulled onto Discord's stomach, humming softly in thought. "Iunno, just came to mind. Fluctuating weight back and forth and back and forth seemed chaotic and like something you'd enjoy.

Hmm... Well, it sure would be interesting to see how the subject reacted... I like that idea, Sir Spike.

[dumpy-discord]

Spike quietly prodded Discord in the side. "Hey, Question man. DO you ever just mess with a pony's- or dragons I guess- size back and forth? Make them big, then small, then wide, the thin, then fat, then skinny?"

-Discord's enormous belly wobbles- Hmm... No. Although, that would be fun... -he pulls Spike up onto his gut and grins- Why do you ask?

[dumpy-discord]

Dive quietly shrugs, getting back to his spot on the othe'rs belly, nuzzling his gut and chuckling. "It's fun sometimes to roughouse, just not always easy to handle it."

-Discord nods, and chuckles- I see. Well... -The obese draconequus curls up around Dive and grins- Should you need anything, I'll be right here. -he rubs your belly, a small tattoo of himself appearing, which flies up to your ear and settles around it-

[surprisebitch]

[ask-cloud-skipper]

THATS NOT WHAT THEY MEANT BY YAS

[dumpy-discord]

I will be temporarily postponing all blog activities for the duration of the day.

Please understand; I have a tough decision to make today, and I want to make sure the choice I make is the right one.

[dumpy-discord]

Dive yelps as he's flung into the air, eyes wide as he wobbles, grunting as he touches down on the other's stomach before groaning with happiness at the belly rub. "J-jeez, Discord, that's a little bit rough isn't it?

I'll toss you lighter next time. -he smiles and allows Dive a spot on his broad stomach to relax- Sorry. -he cringes a bit at the word, still not used to apologizing after all these years of reformed-ness-

[dumpy-discord]

Berry kicked his leg as his stomach was rubbed quietly, slowly and quietly groaning in happiness. "You're really good at that, Discord."

I should think so, I've had a lot of practice. -he gives his own belly a pat, and then goes back to rubbing and kneading Berry's gut-

[dumpy-discord]

Dive glanced over to discord's gut, a slight envious gleam in his eye but he pats his own with a chuckle. "I do as well... But I get a ton of cash from being a swimmer, 'n it's my cutie mark. Then again I look like a beachball like this, so maybe that could be my new talent." Dive snorted, obviously joking at that as he slid over, patting his hooves against Discord's own sizable stomach.

-Discord laughed and picked up the hefty pony, tossing him into the air- Ah, yes, you'd make a wonderful beach ball. -he catches you with his gut, and smiles- For the ponies that can lift you, that is. -Discord smiles, giving Dive a vigorous belly rub-

[dumpy-discord]

Dive flushed a bit as Discord's claw ran along his belly, chuckling softly and rubbing at his head. "Er, well... Everyone has their guilty pleasures. I've been keeping an eye on my weight for so long, I can't help but be interested in the idea of just letting go."

-Discord nods- I held back for thousands of years, I understand. -he stretches, and lays on the ground, rubbing his large, curvaceous gut- I much prefer to be large.

[dumpy-discord]

-Discord yawns and scratches his belly- I would have never guessed that running a blog like this would be so boring. Ah, well... At least the snacks are nice.

[dumpy-discord]

So... when and why did you decide to become fat?

Well, as you may have noticed, I used to be a giant noodle with arms! That's no way to live. I much prefer having some mass on my body--Regardless if it takes more energy to lift!

[dumpy-discord]

Dive nodded slowly, face flushing at the image crossing his mind of a nice spherical ball of blue unicorn, before shaking his head. "Er. y-yeah, I bet you would after seeing how much you eat with me. And that's just with me."

Mmhm. You get the idea. -he chuckles at the mental image Dive had, and then began to cuddle with the large blue stallion, a smile spreading across his lips as he traced a finger around Dive's enormous gut- I wouldn't have known a swimmer like you would like being so large. It's interesting...

[dumpy-discord]

Berry jostles as he sits up, face tinged red as he nuzzled against Discord, chub to chub and letting out happy noises. "N-not just yet. I'm really happy like this. That rub felt sooooo nice~"

Well, alright then. -Discord smiles happily at the plump pony, and pulled him up onto the giant mound of Discord's gut, continuing the belly rub- I suppose a bit more rubbing couldn't hurt.