put every food in my mouth

big is beautiful Queen Victoria/2/American shorthair Yes I am queen. Yes I play video games. Don't hit on me silly toms. ;3 HTML,BODY{cursor: url("http://downloads.totallyfreecursors.com/cursor_files/burger.ani"), url("http://downloads.totallyfreecursors.com/thumbnails/burger.gif"), auto;}

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Double patte de coffre

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KITTENS FOR A FREE KIRKWALL

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Messer the derp

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i would probably eat them

or hide under a table

not sure until i try

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i accidentally ate one of my inbox messages before i could screen cap it but it was from hello-kt and she said:"Write 10 facts about yourself then send this to your 10 favorite followers"

  1) my favorite food is ham

2) my second favorite food is chicken

3) my third favorite food is cheese

4) my fourth favorite food is salmon

5) i am a really good singer and my favorite time to practice is at three in the morning right in my owners face

6) i am really fond of tuna

7) i only have one tooth but i eat food really well

8) i am scared of air conditioners. 

9) i had kittens once but they were taken away from me when i was rescued by an animal shelter before i could spend much time with them so now i cuddle with my owner's stuffed cats and i lick them and groom them and even though they nap a little more than me and i know they aren't really mine and maybe not even real i still stay with them because pretending makes it hurt a little less.

10) your url sounds a lot like you are saying hello to a kitty and i am a kitty so hello.

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thank you tho.

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okay here is how love.

first, find a container with your favorite food inside.

second, open that container. 

third, look in the container

there it is. true love 5 ever. <3<3<3<3<3

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tigers are hella fierce.

and they have pretty stripes.

so they are a lot like me.

i like them.

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[temperedtempo]

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That man is rich whose pleasures are the cheapest. Henry David Thoreau 

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VIC BB I LOVE YOUR POSTS ABWUHBWUHBWUH I WILL BUY SO MANY TREATS FOR YOU

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could you

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I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.

-Nelson Mandela 

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“Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation. ― Jean Arp

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