Pink

Chronically online hobbyist programmer.

[the-pink-hacker]

Welcome

You can call me Pink.

(They/Them) and very queer

DMs are open

Never mind flattery or flirting

Send whatever asks

I do a lot of programming stuff; I'm on GitHub.

Cohost! (RIP)

WAFRN (wafrn.thepinkhacker.com)

More info after break.

Featured Tags:

You can easily (wrong) find the following tags in my blog's search bar (no you can't because I suck at tagging):

.txt - Text posts

random reblog - Random stuff I find

the finite doctor - OC (I suck at working on OCs)

text doctor - Posts with a text doctor in them

meta - stuff about tumblr or this blog in general

gg2 rust - The GG2 Rust rewrite I'm working on

ti sans - Porting the Sans bossfight to the TI-84+ CE

Regulars

(I'm very slow to update this)

@the-arcade-doctor

@netherator

@hellotherediesel

@yourlocalnerd07

@bisexual-engineer-guy

@i-love-linux-and-reject-gender

@guttermanfan2

@rust-official

[fictionallesbian]

We've asked ourselves what a video game is. But we need to ask ourselves another very important question:

WHAT IS A FURRY?

IS THIS A FURRY?

Heavily inspired by "what even is a video game?" - is this character considered a "furry"? NOTE - a character being in the "furry community

[xyzee2323]

Very funny choice to put here

[the-pink-hacker]

Is he really a furry or is he just actually an ocelot

[sadclowncentral]

i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.

only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

[pillowspace]

oh god, my

my tumblr blog is turning sickly and will start coughing soon

[pillowspace]

There has to be someone in here I can block

There we go

[my-dailydreams]

[nankingdecade]

What I mean when I say "toxic monogamy culture"

the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love

the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities

the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, either you’re inadequate or they’re too needy

the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else

the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity

the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship

the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on

the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life

the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself

[bimbo-on-standby]

you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde

[virtualgirladvance]

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

[virtualgirladvance]

uhoh

[hearts01]

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

[itsallreallythere]

Okay, you found it, kids, you found a funny 9/11 joke that made me laugh out loud. _reaches deep into pocket_ Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a coke.

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[spankerella]

@ goodgoodgoodco

[h00pqueen]

https://wigreenfire.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/Big-Tech-Unchecked-Toolkit_final_rev19Dec25-resized.pdf

Link to the pdf of the tool kit

Love you guys, stay safe!

Follow me on Twitch! Twitch.tv/Punkintwix

[tamamita]

Feels good

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

I genuinely cannot think of any other occasion in which an imperialist power was forced to pay war reparations to a state that isn’t a fellow imperialist power

[tamamita]

The US american tax dollars will finally come to good use, alhamdulillah

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[the-irreverend]

Deltarune tomorrow (x 7)

[demilypyro]

Wanderstop puts me in a strange state of mind. I feel tense. antsy. I could be spending this time doing anything else, I could be working towards something, accomplishing goals, making progress. instead I'm... sitting there. listening to the wind. watching the leaves move around... it's... relaxing? but... why do I feel so tense when I relax?... why is relaxing so uncomfortable?... how do you relax, anyway?

[ajaxgb]

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[the-pink-hacker]

Can we just agree how annoying July 4th is

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared