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@the-pink-hacker
Welcome
You can call me Pink.
(They/Them) and very queer
DMs are open
Never mind flattery or flirting
Send whatever asks
I do a lot of programming stuff; I'm on GitHub.
Cohost! (RIP)
WAFRN (wafrn.thepinkhacker.com)
More info after break.
But what about my cat? Consider how cute and fluffy and large he is.
He had a tail but he's sitting on it.
I thought he was a grown cat when we got him, he looked like this:
Fully Loaded
For context the kitten shaped older picture of Loiosh was from when he was 12lb (5.4kg), and the adoption place claimed he was one year old. I know I look stupid in hindsight but a 12lb one year old cat is a completely average cat and I saw no reason to assume he was going to keep growing.
So I am just now realizing his face and fur have changed considerably from the pictures in the cat tree to now (a few years apart). Which means that I thought I had a finished cat, I was wrong. Then it looked like I had a finished cat for real, and I was wrong, and I got blown up in an explosion, so my cat is going through his formative years unbeknownst to me, mid fireball. And now, now I think perhaps this is a finished cat but I do not want to be blown up again to test this theory.
Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.
Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.
not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.
Companies liking the aesthetic of art but not the meaning
not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
I know quite a lot of trans men locally who are really active in social justice projects, anti-racism, anti-capitalism, anti-Zionist etc. But I've noticed that if I'm talking to one of them about something bad that happened to a trans woman at a local trans group, he'll often respond by saying "Oh, I don't think that can be right, there must be some other explanation."
I'll explain how it often happens that trans women are marginalised and kicked out of groups for really minor infractions (or even for no infraction at all), and he'll often say something like "Thanks for the info, that's worth being on the look out for, if it comes up."
Then I'll bring the conversation back to the example of the specific trans woman in the local area who had a bad thing happen to her at a trans group, and it'll be straight back to "Oh, I don't think that can be right, she must've done something worse."
It's like transmisogyny occupies this realm of "theoretical forms of oppression" that they can acknowledge as a possibility but never as a reality that happens in their own community to women that they know. It's really frustrating.
like you tell people about transmisogyny and they think you just told them about discrimination about fucking elves or something.
"of course i support trans women. in theory. hypothetical and nonspecific trans women have my speculative full and entire support. it's pure coincidence that every actual individual specific trans woman i meet or even hear about in real life just so happens to be a bad person. trans rights."
tails so big they don't even fit inside the panels he's 65% tails 35% Miles Prower
We've asked ourselves what a video game is. But we need to ask ourselves another very important question:
WHAT IS A FURRY?
Heavily inspired by "what even is a video game?" - is this character considered a "furry"? NOTE - a character being in the "furry community
Very funny choice to put here
Is he really a furry or is he just actually an ocelot
i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.
only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck
Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.
Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.
(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen
oh god, my
my tumblr blog is turning sickly and will start coughing soon
There has to be someone in here I can block
There we go
What I mean when I say "toxic monogamy culture"
the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love
the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities
the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, either you’re inadequate or they’re too needy
the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else
the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity
the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship
the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on
the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life
the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself
you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde
im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*
i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11
Okay, you found it, kids, you found a funny 9/11 joke that made me laugh out loud. _reaches deep into pocket_ Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a coke.
