Izzy & Grodderick taking cover from the garment-destroying spells being unleashed upon them!

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Izzy & Grodderick taking cover from the garment-destroying spells being unleashed upon them!
it appears the hitler youth of social media have discovered aphantasia (the inability to visualize mental imagery) and their vibes-based understanding of everything has lead them to (falsely) believe aphantasia is a sign of lower intelligence. you really have to wonder what it's like to be such a loser you spend your life searching for Superior Traits you can identify with.
We found the non apple spinner
the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time
was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol
the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time
was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol
Are there published books with mpreg do you think…
Five Nights at Freddy's.
Are there published books with mpreg do you think…
Five Nights at Freddy's.
Are there published books with mpreg do you think…
Five Nights at Freddy's.
Are there published books with mpreg do you think…
Five Nights at Freddy's.
idk if the black or red shorts look better uhmmm
this was Good Luck, Babe for men
[Image ID: Fanart of the characters Alphonse Harding and Byron Ford from I Am Your Beast, an indie first-person-shooter game. The drawing is an interpretation of the scene where Harding removes the tracking chip from Ford's leg. Alphonse, posed on his knees in the snow, facing the viewer, is a black man wearing mostly repurposed, camo colored cold-weather military clothing, which contrasts with his bright blue scarf and blue beanie. His face is faintly scarred. His expression, however, is calm and focused. Ford is posed half-laying down on the ground beside Harding, straddling him, with one leg hitched up into Harding's lap and the other behind him. Ford has pale skin and dark eyes, but the rest of his features are obscured by the bulky tan pilot's uniform he wears. He props himself up with one arm, upon which he also wears a pink mitten. Notably, he and Harding wear the same C.O.I. red goggles and ear defenders. Ford's expression is pained- his hair clings to his face with sweat despite the snow- but he's smiling. Harding is using a hunting knife to slice into Ford's leg, though most of this action is obscured by the placement of Harding's hands, which cradle Ford's leg. Harding's thumb is raised to wick blood away from the incision wound. In dialogue bubbles, ford says, in shaky text, "It's weird. I'm watching you cut me, but I can't feel it." and Harding replies, with a small and matter-of-fact looking speech bubble, "That's shock." The image is on a gray background, roughly shaded to evoke dense snowfall, and both characters have condensation clouds forming from their breath. Their poses lean together in a way that is vaguely heart shaped. The top right corner has an abandoned rough sketch of Harding aiming a gun. I tried making this image ID as homoerotic as the image cuz i wanted to capture just how gay this scene from the game was. did it work? End ID]
Dude im just imagining a cocky, Strahd type figure slowly taking over the world from the shadows in modern day, talking heavy shit to the adventuring party like, "HOHOHOHOHO, you PRIMITIVE humans! You TRULY think that you stand a SLIVER of a chance against me?! With your pathetic firearms?! Your hubris makes me laugh, so I shall kill you quick!" expecting something like a flintlock or an ancient musket only to get his shit rocked as his chest caves in from a .50bmg
"Wh-WHAT WAS THAT?!" "A bulle-" "NO! THAT WASNT A BULLET, THAT WAS A FUCKING MINIATURE EXPLOSION!" "Just wait till Johnny comes up to ya with the Dragon's Breath rounds." "WHO WITH THE W H A T ? !"
Dude im just imagining a cocky, Strahd type figure slowly taking over the world from the shadows in modern day, talking heavy shit to the adventuring party like, "HOHOHOHOHO, you PRIMITIVE humans! You TRULY think that you stand a SLIVER of a chance against me?! With your pathetic firearms?! Your hubris makes me laugh, so I shall kill you quick!" expecting something like a flintlock or an ancient musket only to get his shit rocked as his chest caves in from a .50bmg
If you make a song about bones or skeletons or anything of the like, you're legally obligated to include a xylophone.