Dungeons and Chill Podcast

An original D&D 5e real play podcast! You can listen to us on: Itunes: https://t.co/75y5kCMit7 Libsyn: http://dungeonsandchill.libsyn.com

[harrietholmanpenney]

half orc 

[karrey]

Maghnar & Pimsire, the buddies! These dudes used to get by… by picking potatoes. Now… fighting dragons… maybe?

[outofcontextdnd]

“LET’S NOT BRING THE IMMORTAL FARMER TO THE COUNCIL OF MAGES!”

-Out of character discussion with the DM about a recent realization (via outofcontextdnd)

[shoeboxgoblin]

Social justice warrior? No no, I don’t have the stats for that. I’d consider myself more of a social justice wizard, or possibly a social justice bard.

[nifeandaccurate]

im actually pretty shit at making OCs and fleshing out characters, but my friends and i are trying to get into dnd so im kinda psyched to get some experience with this stuff 

[dungeonsandchill-blog]

If you need some inspiration, whothefuckismydndcharacter.com can totes help you out or give you some ideas. If not that, it's also hilarious. I bet you guys will do so great though!

[fatherjo]

@terumiafuro its those drunk boys 

[princehoneytea]

myrr goldfern, a dnd catfolk bard of mine :*

[gharibajameel]

dnd is good

[dungeonsandchill-blog]

Orcs need more loooooove

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"I know Celestial, Infernal, Draconic, Elvish, Common.... and you had to speak English?!"

My dragonborn cleric to the rougue speaking Old English

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Instead of half human I’m half orc and half dwarf. I’m a dork.

our half orc monk (via yourplayersaidwhat)

[saecredsun]

Thought this would be fun! :)

What’s your name?

[allthequeenstarot]

Empress of Quiet Darkness.

#soaccurate

[superpowered-autistic-cats]

Priestess of Magical Spirits

[bricklebee]

empress of frozen moons. 🌙❄

[audrxyweasley]

Queen of Dancing Hills

[dragonnatsu-deactivated20190323]

Knight of quiet rainbows

[silverjirachi]

Princess of Infinite Light

[embers-burning-bright]

Queen of Hidden Darkness

[theuntoaster]

Empress of quiet forests

[heart-of-darkness8-deactivated2]

Knight of frozen rainbows…. so basicly crystals?

[somethingdnd]

Knight of the Dancing Hills, sounds about right for my Bladesinger Theoduin Arazumir

[dungeonsandchill-blog]

Empress of Magical Rainbows, totally doesn't sound accurate for my grumpy argumentative druid. Definitely accurate for me.

[dungeonsandchill-blog]

What’s your favorite thing about party interactions? I’m honestly all about the tension and angst.

You could talk to me for hours about your campaign and the emotional pain your characters went through and I’d beg for more honestly.

Anyone else agree?

[outofcontextdnd]

If I hum the pink panther song, can I get advantage on the stealth roll?

The Rogue (via outofcontextdnd)

[thoodleoo]

there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a very long game of D&D

[thoodleoo]

homer, the dm: okay achilles, agamemnon has just taken away your war prize, what do you want to do achilles’ player: i roll to have a diplomatic conversation with agamemnon achilles’ player: *rolls a 1* homer: you throw the staff of speaking at agamemnon’s face and storm off to sulk with your boyfriend

[earlhamclassics]

Homer, the DM: Your beautiful Patroclus is dead. What do you do? Achilles’ player: I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: You can’t fight everyone. How would you even– Achilles’ player: *rolls a 20* I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: *sighs* Fine. You cut a path through the Trojan army, enemy dead strewn in your wake. Achilles’ player: How many? Homer, the DM: …lots. Enough to clog the friggin’ river with bodies. Achilles’ player: I fight the river. Homer, the DM: You. can. not. fight. the. river. Achilles’ player: *reaches for dice*

[yourdndstories]

He’s too beautiful to be lying.  Read more and submit your own stories here.

[melf]

my dnd character is sparky

[dndhomebrewandart]

Brings back memories @ladytabletop

[dungeonsandchill-blog]

Your dnd character also looks like a badass!

[outofcontextdnd]

So can I nonlethally decapitate him?

The bard (via outofcontextdnd)

This is honestly something our bard would do. He actually asked me if you could drown someone in shape water...

Hint: you can.