Dungeons and Screaming

A bunch of memes and relatable posts about some nerds and their characters in a D&D session. Why are you here?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: As the tiefling ranger forages for food in double the amount anyone would normally get, she brings back –

Sorcerer: Subway sandwiches.

DM: She brings double the amount of Subway sandwiches.

[thedruidsforest]

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

[catrulez]

[which-oc-would]

Which OC would carry around a ‘get out of jail free’ card in their pocket?

[dungeonsandscreaming]

Myrna upon finding the lost priestesses being chopped into paces by an axe-wielding man and moving to relay this information to Seipora.

Myrna: ...So I found your friends, or uh, I mean... I found parts of your friends...? Scatlet: Myrna!

[userboxer]

[dungeonsandscreaming]

Making a DnD character: Intense, sad backstory. Complicated reasoning of why this character acts the way it does and motives for each of its actions connecting back to a character trait that emerged due to its sad past.

Playing your DnD character: "I roll to seduce rock"

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[jamaicancoconut]

lmao

[dungeonsandscreaming]

Lanthriel: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Scarlet: Yes! Why wouldn't you tell me?!

Lanthriel: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Scarlet: Oh my god

Lanthriel: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Scarlet: Why are you telling me all this?

Lanthriel: Because no one will ever believe you.

Scarlet: You sick, sick son of a bitch...

[femcassidy]

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

[basalt-dnd]

D&D Class Valentines

In alphabetical order, top to bottom:

Artificer, Bard, Barbarian, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard

My apologies that I don’t have the image credits (though I do know that several are from the 5e DMG). It’s been a while since I started putting these together. If there are any issues, or you know the image source, please let me know!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

When our sorcerer was trying to say "quadrupedal"

“How did the horses look?” “Quadriplegic.”

[ofstarduust-blog]

vnting:

what the fuck is intimacy? how does that work? letting…. people be close to you? what the fuck is int

[love-personal]

[kiefbowl]

I love that gif of the cat walking though the door with that big ass blanket

[11knives-deactivated20171005]

[officialusuniki]

[dungeonsandscreaming]

I love my small child who is a Sass Bucket.