Dunkirk Shitposts

"he didn't kill anyone. he's just shitposting, like the rest of us" +main

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collins: everyone in this target wants to have sex with me i know it

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alex: good news everyone i got hired by the queer eye guys. i’m gonna be the sixth one and whenever they do a makeover i will be the one to go through the guy’s steam library and tell him which games suck

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tommy: not to be ladphobic but i think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting. it's adam and eve not banter with steve

gibson: what language is this

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collins after an argument with gibson: called a weird french bitch out for being a wee cow on my photo and he's threatened tae come to scotland and beat me up omg je suis shitting my pantalons x

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tbh i would've just not boarded the moonstone

rip to george but im different

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just realized this blog has 120 followers??? thank y'all so much???

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the mole timeline: just tommy, gibson, and 30-50 feral highlanders

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i love that it implies that alex is also completely fucking feral lol

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the mole timeline: just tommy, gibson, and 30-50 feral highlanders

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gibson: je suis christ lol

alex: je m'appelle christ actually

gibson: neil degrasse tyson its an honor to meet you sir

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mater has given gibson a glock

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"alex?"

"what?"

"where's gibson?"

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tommy: what's your street name

peter: lil dawson

tommy: you live on a street named lil dawson?

peter: o h you mean my address

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no cops at pride just Spitfires

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some of you were never stranded on a french beach with the looming threat of the encroaching nazis hanging over your heads and it shows

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my favorite dunkirk ship? the moonstone of course

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Ah, she’s my favourite OTP. The oar tiller propeller of course

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that's exactly how i imagined it

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my favorite dunkirk ship? the moonstone of course

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gibson, after tommy was denied passage onto the rowboat: sir that's my emotional support twink