I&#x27;m not what you expect

"Stay there. I’ll make you breakfast."  [Hi!]

[HIII!!!]

Roy blinked, halfway to getting up, “You make me…breakfast,” he repeated, “To what do I owe of this honour?” Roy asked, sitting down again, “But thanks, that’d be nice,” he smiled

"Other….Ohh…." Roy repeated in confusion then it hit him on who Conner was referring to. He let out a small laugh, "Oh, he’ll always be a d bag, that’s his charm. But yeah, I’m over that," he replied, "I’m working on the friend part but a better person indeed,"

superboy82

"Well yeah, I think most people are, and I’m pretty sure you’re also a better friend." He said with a secure tone of voice. "Not sure, he seems kind of a jerk, and has pretty bad anger issues. On top of that his not as fun to be around."

Roy laughed, "Yea....He's got that effect, it might take a bit to warm up to him or have him warm up to you...I heard he's getting along with Tim though...I hope he's made up with Ollie too..." he frowned, he was more concerned if his original had made up with the rest of the Arrow family more than anything...

#superboy82

[text] We’re the best kind of worst people.

[text] My sentiments exactly. Wanna get drunk after we kill some gun runners?

[text][Jaybird]: You were going to shoot me in the foot?

[text][Jaybird]: Why is that no longer a surprise to me?

[text][Jaybird]: But thanks, I think

[text] You took the last slice of pizza last night

[text] It was mine, I had claimed it

[text] I had already named it and everything

[text] You ate George. The only way to redeem yourself is by buying me good liquor.

[text]: You named it George....

[text]: How childish could you get?

[text]: Fine....Whatever, I want to drink too....

evinist

Bruce’s revenge for this X, and maybe also this X :D

[text] If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of ‘fuck you’.

[text]: Did it now?

[text]: And how do you feel?

[text] Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them.

[text]: Obviously not

[text]: But I'm glad and I feel honored...

[text]: Now, what's with the strange texts, Jay?

[text] Frankly, since I met you I practically live in a constant state of readiness for sex.

[text]: I don't know to be touched or not with this....

[text]: And I hope readiness for sex with me....not others...

[text]: Then, I'd just be offended....

[text] I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what I do. I’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I’ll even go down first, but when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at Mario Kart.

[text]: Really?

[text]: Still hung up on that, huh?

[text]: I'm up for a rematch

[text] We’re the best kind of worst people.

[text] My sentiments exactly. Wanna get drunk after we kill some gun runners?

[text][Jaybird]: Oh please

[text][Jaybird]: Since when did you like cheap beer?

[text][Jaybird] Totally saw that coming…Fine.

[text] I don’t like it, but it’s cheap and I’m usually paying

[text] Good, I totally won’t shoot you in the foot tonight now

[text][Jaybird]: You were going to shoot me in the foot?

[text][Jaybird]: Why is that no longer a surprise to me?

[text][Jaybird]: But thanks, I think

[text] We’re the best kind of worst people.

[text] My sentiments exactly. Wanna get drunk after we kill some gun runners?

[text][Jaybird]: Sounds good.

[text][Jaybird]: A good place is in order though…I’m not up for cheap booze.

[text] Picky

[text] Alright but you’re buying

[text][Jaybird]: Oh please

[text][Jaybird]: Since when did you like cheap beer?

[text][Jaybird] Totally saw that coming...Fine.

longforgottenpriest-deactivated

When you really really want to answer a Rp but you can’t find the right words and you are answering other RPs faster than the speed of light and you are sure the other RPer thinks you are being a douchebag but in reality you are just like

[text] We’re the best kind of worst people.

[text] My sentiments exactly. Wanna get drunk after we kill some gun runners?

[text][Jaybird]: Sounds good.

[text][Jaybird]: A good place is in order though...I'm not up for cheap booze.

dulcetdisparities-archive

frommemetoyou

Send one of the following for my Muse's reaction (Winter version)

"I think I’m coming down with something."

"Do you want to help me make some mulled wine?"

"Bah Humbug."

"All I want for Christmas is you."

"Well, I guess we’re right under the mistletoe!"

"I wish I got someone else for Secret Santa…"

"It’s snowing outside!"

"We need to hide the presents."

"I burnt my hand trying to roast chestnuts."

"Wake up, I want my presents."

"I am not dressing up as an elf again…”

"Get out from under the tree!"

"That’s the cutest snow angel I’ve ever seen."

"Do you know any carols?"

"Your hands are freezing don’t touch me!"

"Do we really have to spend Christmas with them?"

"Nice sweater…"

"You’re so warm, don’t move."

"That snowball went right in my ear."

"We can’t share a scarf- what do you think you’re doing?!"

"But it’s cold outside."

"I don’t understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyone…”

"Stay still, I can’t reach the top of the tree!"

"You smell like cinnamon."

"I think my teeth have frostbite."

"I’m going to be late, the roads are icy."

"You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer."

"Come back here- you’re not leaving without your coat."

"You’re leaving out cookies and milk to encourage an old fat man to break into our house?"

"I think I got some tinsel up my nose."

Send My Muse a Text: TFLN and somewhat NSFW Edition Part One

[text] I can’t help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

[text] I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

[text] I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what I do. I’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I’ll even go down first, but when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at Mario Kart.

[text] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

[text] My biography would be titled ‘Haunting Truths and Dick Jokes: A Tale of Love, Loss and Masturbation’

[text] I feel like cursing someone’s firstborn child right now. Like, I wanna Maleficent some bitch.

[text] That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling ‘Oh God’ and you said: “You’re going to need him after this.”

[text] Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

[text] Frankly, since I met you I practically live in a constant state of readiness for sex.

[text] We’re the best kind of worst people.

[text] Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them.

[text] My only options right now are herpes, gay or vanilla.

[text] I may not go down in history, but I will definitely go down on your little sister.

[text] Can we please take bets on how much therapy you’ll need in the future?

[text] You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likeable bad influence I’ve ever met.

[text] My life is a requiem composed in the key of ‘fuck’.

[text] Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

[text] If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of ‘fuck you’.

gimmememesnowx

Send me 'Morning Sleepyhead' for a drabble of my muse waking up next to yours after a night of passion.