Welcome To Jurassic Park

"There is a problem with this blog. It is an accident waiting to happen." -Ian Malcolm If you want to get to know me more follow my Instagram: jessie_brinkerhoff

[thenatsdorf]

Squeaky leopard cubs. (via TheBigCatSanct) [press play to here cubs squeak]

[noscribs-deactivated20260212]

[soulsearcher33]

@clonesome @augustdementhe @mauriel676 @happily-morgan @lawliette1031

[susielesbian]

you: birds aren’t that great

me: 

you: holy shit

[timey-whim]

When you’re about to absolutely destroy some kid who doesn’t respect dinos

[fantastic-car-mods-daily]

[immaculate-benediction-batch]

Lol!!!😂😂🤣🤣

[mashed-taytoes]

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

This is exactly what I needed today. You must turn on the sound.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The real lesson of Jurassic Park is don’t underpay the IT dept.

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The real lesson of Jurassic Park is don’t underpay the IT dept.

[horrorsoflife]

[durasstic]

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[jheselbraum]

I want to know the story behind this?

Like. Look at the movement of the water. The color. They’re not in a tank. That’s the motherfucking ocean. Or at least, a large closed off area in the ocean. The man in the video is on some sort of raft.

But those dolphins know the dude well enough to beach right next to him, and while I’m no expert in dolphin-ese, I know enough to make a pretty solid guess that those dolphins are trying to communicate with that clarinet (dolphins have their own languages! And I think the fast, lilting notes of the song combined with the clarinet’s natural sound mimics a dolphin’s clicks and chirps pretty well, all things considered)

So what in the Sam Heck is going on here???

[vladtheunfollower]

@tariqah

[tariqah]

Me and me cats

[shitfridge]

the dolphin: ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur-

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[90s90s90s]

[bloopblue]

[jackfrostftw]

what time is it

tumblr time

procrastination

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[splendid-splendens]

Oh my gosh… Friend…

[meme-theft]