Nothing of Substance

except me i'm a pretty cool dude

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[aspiritualbumpit-deactivated202]

I just witnessed a fucking murder

[cake-warrior]

and i’d do it again

[bobberghost]

:(

[gruene-teufel]

GodDAMMIT SLEDGE

[thecreach]

Try speeding through this, asshole.

[sma11meat-deactivated20170922]

You cant out run your past, Sonic

[starkxinzhao]

I animated slampuppy! Lotta work

[menacing-marshmallow]

[roggeveen]

@theghostlyshark

[grumpquoteoftheday]

Visit Original Link

from tonight’s katamari!

[GQotD]

[korwin120]

sad limp dick sound. we all know it

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

hey pals whats upaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bugpussy-deactivated20170623]

shut up

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

[zappbeast]

PSYCHE 

[godotal]

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

[al-grave]

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

[tillerboomin]

LMAOOO

[tillerboomin]

The scream at the end kills me

[auntymurda]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CBJMKMJMI HNBFBB

[evablesspumpum]

BIIITCH I’M MOVING FUCK THAT

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

AHHHHH

[croik]

A story of cynicism

So for the past year and a half that I’ve worked in the office, my supe has teased me with “Too bad the party store down the street burned down, now you’ll never get to try the breakfast pizza” and later “hey they rebuilt and are open now, go get us breakfast pizza” and he’s one of those guys that kids so damn often I figured the mythical breakfast pizza was some kind of office hazing and played along with and even teased the new guy about.

“We’re hungry, new guy, go find us a breakfast pizza from Holden’s!” said I, and we all giggled.

But then today our office artist brougHT BREAKFAST PIZZA TO WORK, it’s covered in eggs and ham, ITS REAL, and she was like, duh, of course it is, its delicious. And iT WAS.

And supe laughed at me for not believing him B:

So let this be a lesson to you, do not ever doubt pizza.

[depsidase]

[chubigans]

Here it is, the first gameplay trailer for Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! Coming to Steam and PS4 2017!

[micdotcom]

(x)

[weskerisahackfraud-deactivated2]

I should have killed you years ago.

Albert “Captain Obvious” Wesker, who actually could have killed Chris while he was saying this if he had just stopped talking for five seconds. (via t-alexia)

[visualobscurity]

[ly0nheart1]

Apparently you fuck the mechanic while being super uninterested.

[anthology-of-interest-2-deactiv]

He’s probably having an existential crisis because the cover of the book is exactly what’s happening to him while he’s balls deep in the mechanic.

[iguanamouth]

draw a creature that is a mix of two words that rhyme

[sharkbaby]

progress \o/ i won’t post anymore of these vids because i don’t want you all getting bored hahahhdjakala

laughing at myself because im lame af