moved

follow @olivekonkon

[roggeveen]

hey everyone, im remaking my tumblr so if u remember who i am and wanna see more of my bullshit follow @olivekonkon

[panic-at-the-bankruptcy]

I’ve never done anything like this before, and I’m not really sure how it’s done or if there’s any kind of Etiquette for this sort of thing, but here goes.

My aunt is in a serious financial crisis right now and can barely afford to feed her kids; her husband recently got laid off from his job, and she can’t get any work thanks to the goddamn coronavirus shutting down schools.

I’m worried sick about her, but I don’t have anything to spare myself and the rest of our family won’t help because they kinda hate each other right now. So I figured I could make a donation post with my paypal and try and drum up some money and help her out.

I can give you the whole sorry story over asks or messages or something if you don’t believe me, I’m just trying to avoid any major identifying traits in this post just in case my family sees when I reblog it to my main. I just want to help her out, and I don’t know else to do it.

PayPal

Ko-Fi

[nklerwjrejhshaasl-deactivated20]

[gremt]

send this to your friends and family

[bace-jeleren]

Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!

[Sound of vaccum powering on]

[wariofan63]

[cerastes]

Post real life boss fights, I want to expand my folder of real life boss fights, I’ll start:

[verseno]

[ryo-maybe]

Phase One

Phase Two

[cerastes]

Thank you all for your contributions so far! Here’s a few more boss fights:

[tainbocuailnge]

[meloghia]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[kokkuri3]

Last one of the decade y'all make it count

[lumnch]

I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny

[vlli-moved-blog]

[argumate]

no pornography gentlemen I beg of you it’s christmas

[argumate]

ladies, as you were.

[catgirlpresident]

if you say “poo” or “bum” santa simply will not come!

[catgirlpresident]

Aw, shucks!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“dilves” immediately made me thing “dilf elves”

i dont think dilf elves can exist i dont think its possible… but im open to being proved wrong

[hylianhighlands]

Santa

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is a lot to unpack at once, conveniently compressed into a single word response

[lychgate]

Hey I once had boyfriend who thought he was a vampire lol He had cardboard lining his windows because he claimed the sunlight weakened him and carved satanic sigils into his 50p wilko candles claiming they made him resistant to drinking human blood. He was also doing medical biology in Uni for the goal of achieving real life necromancy.

[mysillycomics]

[irisharchaeology]

Prehistoric rock art, Co. Cork, Ireland

[foulserpent]

one of the best parts of the elder scrolls in my opinion is that they try to lore-explain all the gameplay changes like no levitation and cyrodiil not being a jungle anymore. they could easily just retcon shit but they choose to make up these convoluted explanations instead. i love it

i KNOW i mean i hate a lot of the retcons themselves but their dogged determination to have in-universe explanations for things that we Really Did Not Need  is just really impressive to me

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff