Duskmourn Survival Guide

surviving and thriving in a big spooky House

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With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

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Survival tip #188:

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Survival tip #187: Duskmourn has a lot of subtle, unwritten rules that are good manners to follow. For example, "Don't get horribly disemboweled in the Room I literally just finished cleaning while I'm out getting food." This carpet was NOT red when I left 😭

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Survival tip #186: Apparently if you survive TOO well they take away your Survivor creature type. Which is stupid. Girl I wrote the damn book. What are you even gonna change it to, Citizen?

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BERSERKER???

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Survival tip #186: Apparently if you survive TOO well they take away your Survivor creature type. Which is stupid. Girl I wrote the damn book. What are you even gonna change it to, Citizen?

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Survival tip #185: Imagine waking up and there's a new Gatherer Ruling on your Room. Would that be fucked up or what?

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Survival tip #184: The crabs look scary, but they don't even have power. They're probably safe to be around. They don't even have power.

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libary

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Survival tip #184: The crabs look scary, but they don't even have power. They're probably safe to be around. They don't even have power.

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Don't call it a Come Back Wrong, I've been here for years

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Survival tip #183: Some pains don't get smaller with time. You just need to become more resilient.

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Survival tip #182:Don't move too quickly forward around cellarspawn — they can actually move to where you just were and take you out. This is called en passant.

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Survival tip #181: A Master Cheerleader can emit a powerful Blast.

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survival tip #180: if you can't recognize yourself in the mirrors, don't worry. that's what mirrors are like on duskmourn. you're still you. probably.

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wanted to do my laundry today but someone tried to hide in the machine and is now trapped in the 100 year torture spin cycle :/

gotta find a new laundry room I GUESS

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Survival tip #179: Always mask up when going anywhere with crowds! Or the keep-alives will see your monstrous face and you'll need to kill them.

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I think I figured the Beasties out. Get this, I was hiding and just saw something — this survivor smiled at one of the Beasties and now it won't stop following them around. My theory? They're after our teeth. Will update. Gotta collect teeth.

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they didn't want them

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I think I figured the Beasties out. Get this, I was hiding and just saw something — this survivor smiled at one of the Beasties and now it won't stop following them around. My theory? They're after our teeth. Will update. Gotta collect teeth.