sure. fine. whatever.

mulder, shut up about tags

[88swife]

man: *gives his musty ass opinion on a girl’s body*

me:

[antiandrogen]

girl: *speaks at length about a subject in a way that indicates that she is thoughtful and incisive and passionate*

boy, 45 minutes later: thats dope

[babyanimalgifs]

[fuegokingg]

bruh

[emotiona1shorty]

how was that a physical possibility

[sadgalari]

this is one of the best parks intros 

[brennatwohy]

Swallowtail, by Brenna Twohy

[kajacana]

Oh my God.

[esakris]

girl, flexes:

me: 

[celebritiesandmovies]

"Shield!"

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[yesterdaysprint]

Arizona Republic, Phoenix, Arizona, August 6, 1916

[dangxiety]

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

I just stole this from Facebook

[jsdff-deactivated20171110]

ive been legitimately laughing at this for like 3 days

[astrolocherry]

[academicssay]

[hentaidaddy666]

[colleenwing]