man: *gives his musty ass opinion on a girl’s body*
me:
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@dust-desire
man: *gives his musty ass opinion on a girl’s body*
me:
girl: *speaks at length about a subject in a way that indicates that she is thoughtful and incisive and passionate*
boy, 45 minutes later: thats dope
bruh
how was that a physical possibility
this is one of the best parks intros
Swallowtail, by Brenna Twohy
Oh my God.
girl, flexes:
me:
"Shield!"
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first
Arizona Republic, Phoenix, Arizona, August 6, 1916
I just stole this from Facebook
ive been legitimately laughing at this for like 3 days