sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want

my spotify // icon credit skull.heads on IG

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[depsidase]

[faithmitchells]

Kara Young as Racine IS GOD IS (2026) dir. Aleshea Harris

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[rybieradio]

I can never remember if my gender is triangle or circle so it might as well be that

[good-ass-posts]

[kittyanbunny]

[memorycycle]

how to eat a tomato

hey everybody. today were gonna be teaching you how to eat a tomato. first just find a tomato and then eat it. its easy. some people dont like tomatos because they dont like the slimy part of it. it makes them feel like theyre eating a slimy disgusting snail they just picked up off the ground or something. and i dont blame them. it is disgusting. tomatoes are disgusting and that means youre disgusting for eating one. dont eat tomatoes.

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

[smeagles]

if the bullets remaster thing is true it’s interesting that they’re like speedrunning through anniversary editions and remasters right at the (assumed) end of the bp tour… either mcr5 in the next year or they’re breaking up in december. or they’re leaving wb

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[jvhdb]

Pee your pants fish boy

this was a harrowing ask to read while eating sardines in only my underwear

[racistcharacterof2day]

Racist character of today:

Angel Dust from "Hazbin Hotel"

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

[miamaimania]

The stormy boob sweater - knitwear with embroidered breasts

[chillyfeetsteak]

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.