A tart with a heart.

All I want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks I'm out of their league and we'll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog.

[dustinpubsign]

Where did you get that knife?

WOOOOOOOLWORTHS! ON THE HIGH STREET! HARDWARE...AND KITCHENS.

[leslielemonlyman]

[sketchshark]

I am happy.

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I'm EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic

[vigilantejustice]

rejectedjokes: Dad and son meet because the Internet. @uncle_jezzy @strangerthingstv #strangertwins

[animalsnaps]

[lunarpsd]

[bl-ossomed]

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

[cereul]

[preciousjonathanbyers]

Are you, as Joe, team Steve or team Jonathan? (x)

[hozierspam]

Hozier

[holahozier]

God.

[bloodybaronn]

hp houses + flowers

[parks-and-hamilton]

Alexander Hamilton: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Eliza, code name – Been There, Done That. Maria is – Currently Doing That. Angelica is – It Happened Once in a Dream. Laurens, code name – If I Had To Pick a Dude. Burr is – Eagle Two.

Aaron Burr: Oh thank God.

[drinkpisspissblood]

*talks to boy once* ok theres no reason to tell my friends and get them all excited it was just a conversation

five minutes later:

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[princesconsuela]

[theavengers]

MCU bloopers - The Avengers