bringing finger guns and winking back into style

  See, that's my down bitch, see that's my soldier

[imeverywoman420]

Men trying to sound not horny by hating women is so funny. whenever i hear the word thot or e girl it sounds like an 12th century man saying temptress

[lets-talk-about-sects]

If she breathes she a TEMPTRESS

[dusty]

sometimes life just feels like way too much all at once

[theneurotypicals]

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

[fierycavalier]

#the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight

[hjisgay]

the pic everyone says I look like lana in? I don’t see the resemblance but !!

[pedahls]

Imagine where you could be by January 2019. Now do the work.

[actuallyavoiding-blog1]

google search: how to apologize for ignoring friend for two months

[let-it-go69]

[jamesreads]

[twitblr]

You know it’s true

[memecage]

It’s an insightful answer at the very least

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[mexicanheaux]

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

[astora-deactivated20200904]

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

[mexicanheaux]

[transgenderer]

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

[alisonzai]

[layfmacun]

[therealonenai]

[respectfulmemes]

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[bigmammallama5]

Moon shoes of feral leaping. Deal an extra 2d10 of crushing damage if you land on your foe.