If not friend, why friend shaped?
Hello its me, weird dog not bear, please let in?
He was, in fact, very close to letting himself in whether I wanted him there or not.
We really gotta get a doorknob that is not a lever…
Were you putting distance there to make him lose interest or to have an escape route?
Actually, the door photo came first. I got closer after that. 😂
I went down and locked the door, then took the video.
I’m well aware of the threat bears pose, don’t worry. But I grew up out here so I’m very familiar with how to deal with them. I had a compound bow with me, a rifle down on the table, plenty of stuff to throw, lots of stuff to make noise, and a kitchen full of knives. If he had gotten inside it wouldn’t have been a big deal.
Of all the people I know, you are the person I think would be most capable of beating the shit out of a bear with a random object.
You are also the person I know who is the Most Likely To Need To Beat The Shit Out Of A Bear With A Random Object, so it's probably good that you're so capable.














