Qrow Branwen

A Dusty Old Qrow. Independent Qrow Branwen roleplay blog.

[twiggenstein]

“Unless you just make your friends your lovers too…that seemed to work out pretty well for me…At least that one time…buuut…I totally get your point.” Glitz folded her arms as she thought about it a bit. “I do really think that I’m more comfortable with having a bunch of friends more than one lover for right now though.”

[dustyoldqrow]

“Fun for a little while, but then it can make things a little more complicated.” It seemed like Qrow was trying his best to avoid being a little ‘salty’ regarding the topic of mixing friends and lovers. It almost visibly showed, but he shrugged this off as well. “So how’s Haven? I’ve been known to frequent Mistral myself once or twice, you know...”

[twiggenstein]

“That’s an excellent code. No barking up trees. Got it.” Glitz gave the other a thumbs up, more than a little thankful for his words. 

[dustyoldqrow]

Qrow shrugged, quite composed and comfortable with their current position. “Friends are less of a hassle. You can make as many as you want but when you get more than one lover it’s this huge deal and you end up fighting with your friends over it- it’s not great.”

[dustyoldqrow]

Shit My Theater Professor Said (Part One):

"I'll say Macbeth on stage 50 times, I don't give a shit."

"Yes it's a penis."

"Did you really watch it expecting deep, emotional shit?"

"Because you will be killed."

"I don't listen to opera in my spare time."

"I don't know that show."

"I think I met Naked Dave once."

"They're gods and they can do that."

"You badmouthed me so now you're dead."

"He tortured people, he lost his right to sleep."

"Fuck it, we do what we want."

"This is Ophelia, right? It is now."

"Jesus broke his arm."

"Basically as an individual I just wanna punch people."

"There is a Spiderman musical. It's awful."

"The kid had sex with a pie."

"That one doesn't count."

"I don't know what the fuck those are."

"You wanna get home but you can't. And apparently you aren't wearing shoes."

"No one gets my shitty references, so I'll stop. Dicks."

"South Park is just South Park."

"I won't leave this up because people will giggle."

"This is where our $9 million can go."

"We're at a university. Kind of."

"That's super fucked up."

"Everything after here gets pretty depressing."

"Shit exploded—sweet—awesome!"

"There doesn't have to be mass death."

"We'll do a little bit of this and then we'll go away."

"I don't watch a lot of depressing shit."

"Normally there's more giggling when I say that."

"I don't know how I'm doing that, but we're doing it."

"I don't care—read it. I don't have to read it."

"Oh the LARPers are out."

"It's just snow, deal with it."

"Domestic violence is not comedy."

"You're not gonna send Jesus out in a cast."

"That's why he creates blah blah blah."

"Everyone gets married and lives happily ever after."

"Syfy-something-something."

"It's just a guy in a hat who looks like Lincoln."

"I'll remind myself. So I remember."

"Here's one story."

"Because Shia LaBeouf."

"The book just starts trashing everybody."

"Not everybody agrees that Naked Dave is perfect."

"I don't think it's a good musical."

"Not like fisticuffs."

"Pay them slightly."

"You don't sleep if you're saving the world."

"This has nothing to do with marijuana."

"Well did you find five dollars?"

"Or a lego. Those are the worst."

"The French like making fun of the Spanish. Apparently."

"I'm trying to think of a reference."

"They like to fight."

"If that ever happens, don't fucking leave."

"It's art, it's okay."

"Not everybody back in the day looked like that."

"Does anyone watch it just because they wanna see Luke and Leia make out?"

"The way they do it with puppets on stage is kind of mindblowing."

"Marriage or death?"

"You can't see unless you set something on fire."

"You work in a hospital, for God sake."

"It's slowly becoming my castle."

"I just started watching it, don't spoil it."

"That was after my time."

"Hopefully no one gets shot."

"It's Satan."

"I'm not ready for that level of commitment."

send me “if i were dating you” anons

[twiggenstein]

dustyoldqrow replied to your post:Glitz finished the letter and sighed, she just…

“If you just wanna platonically hang and talk about teacher stuff, I’m game.”

“…’teacher stuff’…that’s kind of funny, coming from you…but thanks, for the offer I mean…just be careful not to fall for me.”

[dustyoldqrow]

“I’m very capable of falling on my own, thank you very much. But seriously, romance can be annoying from time to time. Friends are refreshing. Don’t go barking up my tree and I won’t yours.”

[scatteredrosesremain]

“Geeze, you’re acting like I died or something..”

A awkward joke, never the less she offered a smile at Qrow; Still the same old man, but smelt heavily of booze. Her nose wrinkled, as she gave a little smile, crossing her arms.

“Alright, lemme tell you what went down. Does the name Salem mean ANYTHING to you?”

[dustyoldqrow]

Qrow just stood there and... laughed. He couldn’t help but laugh and laugh at Summer’s first sentence. As dark as it was, it was just so damn funny. And then, like all good things, it came to an end when Salem was put into the picture. His smile quickly formed into something of a grimace.

“The Wicked Bitch of the Worst? Yeah, Ozpin’s told tales.”

[slcyer-a]

Ruby let out a long, exasperated sigh. ‘ - And that is exactly the reason why no one wants to shadow you. You just kill them yourself &. don’t leave any for me !! Where’s the fun in that? ‘

[dustyoldqrow]

“You snooze you lose, kid. You sure you didn’t kill any, though? I was drunk and your Semblance is speed, so I don’t know what your excuse is but uh...” At this point, Qrow was just trying to be his usual, aggravating self.

[slcyer-a]

‘ Last time we went on a mission together you purposefully lead a stampede of Ursa near the city,  uncle Qrow. ‘

[dustyoldqrow]

“Well how else was everyone going to see me kill them? It sure as hell isn’t gonna be from way out in the forest, I’ll tell you that much.” It wasn’t like the Emerald Forest where Ozpin had hidden cameras practically everywhere in that testing region, after all.

[dustyoldqrow]

“Who wants to shadow me on a mission? Eh? Come on, you know you want to.”

[departedrose]

“Heh… I’m not in the mood for noodles anyway. What would you like? I would cook something up but I am just so tired and my ankles hurt.”

[dustyoldqrow]

“Ooooh! Oh well I wouldn’t want STRQ’s fearless leader to be tired and hurt, now would I?” Qrow’s sarcastic tone was one you would hear shared between two friends, a small chuckle escaping him after he said what he did. “Pizza? Not the healthiest, huntsman friendly option but-”

[dustyoldqrow]

@slcyer THIS IS CUTE...

{It’s hard for it to involve Ruby and it not be cute}

[dustyoldqrow]

"Care to dance?"

“Sure, I got a sec.” With that, Qrow did a small bow, holding his hand out to Ruby as if to invite her closer. “After you, kid.”

[dustyoldqrow]

"Shall we order in tonight?"

“Alright but none of that ‘Simple Wok’ crap. I ate enough of that kind of food at the festival to never wanna look at a bowl of noodles ever again.”

[dustyoldqrow]

Random Starter Questions II

"How do you like your coffee?"

"What is THAT?"

"What do you mean your car's in the shop."

"What smells so good?"

"Can we just stay home today?"

"Want to go to the park?"

"What's for dinner?"

"What do you mean you didn't do the laundry?"

"Don't you have anything other than microwave popcorn?"

"Don't you wish time travel was real?"

"Ever feel like you got hit by a bus?"

"Karaoke?"

"Shall we order in tonight?"

"Is that the ice cream truck I hear?"

"Can we turn the AC on, please?"

"What's going on at the neighbors?"

"What's that smell?"

"Where did you get those shoes?"

"Can I help you?"

"How many times are you going to watch that?"

"Is that for me?"

"I feel stupid for asking, but, when's your birthday?"

"Do you have this in a different color?"

"Did you hear that a meth lab was found under the local superstore?"

"I have a headache, can you not talk so loud?"

"Care to dance?"

[scatteredrosesremain]

dustyoldqrow started following you

“– Uh, what? Sorry, I wasn’t listening..”

[dustyoldqrow]

“I said how- oh nevermind.” Summer’s just here now, Qrow. Roll with it.

After a quick swig from his flask, he wiped his mouth on his sleeve and then narrowed his eyes in Summer’s direction. His face didn’t even seem surprised. Maybe it was the shock or maybe crazier things had happened in the past few months, but at the moment his tone was surprisingly nonchalant. “Guess I’m not hallucinating. Not this time, anyway.”

[dustyoldqrow]

Taiyang: How do you know Ozpin isn't dead? You have his cane.

Qrow: I couldn't find his coffee cup anywhere. Not even broken remains of it.

Taiyang: Hmm. Yheap, he's definitely alive.

What’s one headcanon you have about my muse?

[blonde-in-the-cockpit]