Dusty Path To Knowwhere

[deerees-deactivated20210414]

frank:

karen:

[cherubxfawn]

Reasons why your sign sucks

Aries: over competitive, self centered Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious Cancer: manipulative and moody Leo: attention whores Virgo: judgey and super boring Libra: literally will never shut up Scorpio: rude af Sagittarius: in your face and over the top Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers) Pisces: cry babies

[eerily-twee]

Tony fucks up: The Movie

[dustypathtoknowhere]

A plot summary of Age of Ultron

Steve: Tony don't do the thing

Bruce: But maybe we can do the thing

Clint: I don't even care

Tony: I'm doing the thing

The thing: *goes wrong in every way possible*

Tony: Well shit, how about I do the thing again to fix everything

Everyone: Ho don't do it

Tony: *does the thing again*

Tony: Nice

[dustypathtoknowhere]

whedon: who the hell is bucky

[dallonjweekes-archive]

okay but can we please pull a coulson on pietro maximoff

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Things I wanted: snarky Barton making a crack about his bow and arrow Things I got: SNARKY BARTON MAKING A CRACK ABOUT HIS BOW AND ARROW

[dustypathtoknowhere]

Tony: *gazes lovingly at John Deere tractor*

Tony: Hello dear

Me: *laughs hysterically while no one else in the theater gets the joke*

[mizuaoi]

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH WHEN STEVE AND PEGGY DANCED

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

According to an extensive study, there is a 10 out of 10 chance that i would prefer to be in a Disney park at this moment in time.

[superherofeed]

Avengers Tower and Red Suit reflection. (Easter Eggs)

[obviousplant]

FALSE ADVERTISING

[bootycap]

steve: stark, i need a lift

tony: what happened to your bike? you know. the bike i spent months working on? the bike i built especially for you?

steve: well, you see…

tony: …

steve: it just slipped.

[dashbeardconfessional]

[rebe83]

[dressesandcapes]

i can’t stop laughing

[dashbeardconfessional]

I. Am. YUKON CORNELIUS

[clintbartoon]

am i more excited for age of ultron or am i more excited for the age of ultron press tour who knows

[maisiewilliams]

if only?? notre dame was real?????

[thorodinson]

[dustypathtoknowhere]

So stand. And fight.