That’s Cucci Babe!

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVIN IN A LONELY WOOOORLD In all reality, my name's Cass and I'm twenty-two. This is a shit-posting blog with none but the best reblogs and sarcastic comments on life. Welcome home. [Tag - Murf talks] [Twitter - @spacebinch] [Instagram - @space_binches] [Xbox - spacebinch] [Steam - spacebinch]

[memewhore]

[bowtais-are-cool]

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[astraldemise]

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

[astraldemise]

serene

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Gonna start bringing a spray bottle full of water to family gatherings so I can give my relatives instant negative reinforcement whenever they say something bigoted. Gonna get kicked out of family gatherings over it but i mean...worth it

[logarithmicpanda]

You're my hero

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

if i was a guy in the middle ages i would say “they’re called the four humours but i’m not laughing”

[cundtcake]

[cundtcake]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Who has the "I'll never have enough of this dude" meme with his face

[leiaorganix]

[tamamita]

I love how anti-vaxx don't seem to understand that the body reacting to a virus is what the fucking body does naturally when a foreign microbiological agent is injected into the body.

[lenasai]

“the vaccine makes you have a reaction to it!”

[honeywithtea]

[dstroym]

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face

You have to read this one - it keeps getting funnier and funnier as you continue through the story.

[tawghasa]

[mr-chatterboxs-column]

 - the photo in the link image, where he looks comically grumpy about being photographed, was the one he himself provided

 - “he was trying to liven up the boredom of self-isolation with the four powerful neodymium magnets”

 - ““I accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes continuously unless you move your hand close to your face,” he said.”

 - “Before attending the hospital, Reardon attempted to use pliers to pull them out, but they became magnetised by the magnets inside his nose.”

 - ““My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me.””

[jabberwockypie]

I lost it at “Denies further magnets”

[guerrillatech]

[silverquillsideas]

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

*stifles a sob* oh my god. This spoke to me in a way nothing else has.

[witch-of-the-wild-xxx]

@appears I fucking love your writing. ♥️

[neil-gaiman]

Utterly accurate.

[kittyknowsthings]

reblogging again because when the neilman says it too it feels extra supportive

[catchymemes]

[caustic-light]

Europeans: literally evolve the abillity to eat dairy due to food scarcity Some Karen: “actually dairy is unnatural”

[multiscales]

[bogleech]

They really finally havin these real talks in the anime huh

[morphimus]

Serperior said fuck protecting people.

[totem-kommo-o]

Serperior does have hands, but would probably just slither past you without taking them off their back

[nitashinori]

[funny-tik-toks]

[jurgenronaaz]

[real-kit-walker]

Minecraft Steve and Sans rn

[tikkety-tok]

[oisin-deactivated20210206]

@alexxrios

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

????????????????? boneless motherfucker

[luxwing]

Is he, you know ...