
oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON

blake kathryn

tannertan36
we're not kids anymore.

@theartofmadeline
Today's Document
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH

pixel skylines
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Origami Around
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day

Kaledo Art

titsay
KIROKAZE

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@spacebinch
oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace
serene
Gonna start bringing a spray bottle full of water to family gatherings so I can give my relatives instant negative reinforcement whenever they say something bigoted. Gonna get kicked out of family gatherings over it but i mean...worth it
You're my hero
if i was a guy in the middle ages i would say “they’re called the four humours but i’m not laughing”
Who has the "I'll never have enough of this dude" meme with his face
I love how anti-vaxx don't seem to understand that the body reacting to a virus is what the fucking body does naturally when a foreign microbiological agent is injected into the body.
“the vaccine makes you have a reaction to it!”
Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face
You have to read this one - it keeps getting funnier and funnier as you continue through the story.
- the photo in the link image, where he looks comically grumpy about being photographed, was the one he himself provided
- “he was trying to liven up the boredom of self-isolation with the four powerful neodymium magnets”
- ““I accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes continuously unless you move your hand close to your face,” he said.”
- “Before attending the hospital, Reardon attempted to use pliers to pull them out, but they became magnetised by the magnets inside his nose.”
- ““My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me.””
I lost it at “Denies further magnets”
*stifles a sob* oh my god. This spoke to me in a way nothing else has.
@appears I fucking love your writing. ♥️
Utterly accurate.
reblogging again because when the neilman says it too it feels extra supportive
Europeans: literally evolve the abillity to eat dairy due to food scarcity Some Karen: “actually dairy is unnatural”
They really finally havin these real talks in the anime huh
Serperior said fuck protecting people.
Serperior does have hands, but would probably just slither past you without taking them off their back
Minecraft Steve and Sans rn
@alexxrios
????????????????? boneless motherfucker
Is he, you know ...