Star Spangled with No Plan Whatsoever

This blog could be anything. Marvel? There. Memes? You got it. Marvel? If I’m saying it again then yeh. Recipes? Don’t rule them out. Fandom trash? Always. Marvel????? You get the point.

[nat-20s]

Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun

[nat-20s]

Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

[godlessondheimite]

jesus fucking christ is 356,689 even a real number?

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[valeria2067]

Cancer treatment bills keep growing and growing and now they are in collections and tanking my credit score.

[gaal-dornick]

Vanity Fair The Rise of Skywalker exclusive preview

[archiemcphee]

[ramsescachorro]

Who Is She?

[azoraahai]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[matt-mercer-deactivated20231105]

It takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one.

[venusinhugs-deactivated20120422]

[hydro-homies]

Can confirm this

[meckamecha]

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

[post--grad]

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

[post--grad]

[11rooks]

Give Hector an A

[mwagneto]

I’M CRYING HE’S STANDING IN THE ASS-TITS POSE

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[imposterogers]

ur two braincells when they realize u might actually have to face the consequences of ur actions 

[rocket-rabbit]

Me @ the russos after watching endgame

[thebootydiaries]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[678i0u]

Chris Hemsworth  Avengers Endgame UK Fan Event at Picturehouse Central on April 10, 2019 in London

[hvrleyquinn]

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists