Bring Back The Turkey, Cowards!!!

I tried to be creative with my URL, but that's probably falling short lmaoo

[dustytheturkey]

I know I dont post much anymore, but I just want all Europeans who may see this to know that the radio plays Beggin by Måneskin out here in the middle of bumfuck Ohio

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Y'all best not sit on Greece's entry this year!!!

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I leave the fandom for over year and Flo Rida happens, huh?

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Eurovision was canceled by God because Ireland wouldn't send Dustin the Turkey again

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Another year, and another Irish contestant who's not Dustin 😔

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Wow it's so sexy of Georgia to just snap like that

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Hey y'all, sorry for being so Euro-Dead™ for this years contest, but just know that if Norway doesn't make it into the top 10 I will Consume all of Europe.

[thatrandombystander]

like honestly i have so much respect for kate miller-heidke for managing to hit all her operatic notes while SWINGING on a stick like 7 metres in the air, while half the competitors every year can’t even do it while they’re just standing there

plus that space aesthetic is SO GOOD

[bvrrio-deactivated20200212]

no offence but more of yall should be going apeshit about the fact we get a SECOND joci papai entry 

[dustytheturkey]

Y'all best not sit on Norway's entry!!!!

[dustytheturkey]

How is it that Azerbaijan always manages to sends songs that are utter BOPS? 

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Someone always does it every year and every year I Cry

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Great now I have to kinkshame all of Iceland

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I'm so glad Estonia is sending another magician

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I can’t believe Sergey is coming back to bless us, here, in 20biteen

[dustytheturkey]

bit too real there pal!!!

[dustytheturkey]

This year was supposed to be so good, but Europe has managed to let me down again by not voting Il Volo into esc this year.

[dustytheturkey]

I can’t believe Sergey is coming back to bless us, here, in 20biteen