[OK, so, I know that I’m a horrible person but I really want this AU where Loki is the youngest son of this big Trump-esque business man, Odin. He has a brother named Thor who’s daddy’s favourite but knows nothing about the business, just likes being a rich boy and Loki actually knows what to do with the business and is good at it. Then Odin goes into a coma and Loki’s passed over for being temporary CEO in favour of Thor and finds out that Odin isn’t his actual dad, that he was his dad’s old friend’s kid who Odin took in because the friend saved Odin’s life. Loki gets pissed off and storms off to the nearest bar. After getting thoroughly intoxicated, he makes his way to the sidewalk to wait for a cab when Sigyn, who is a prostitute/hooker/escort (IDK the difference) walks over and asks him if he wants some ‘company’ for the night. Loki, being the drunken shit he is, decides ‘screw it’ and takes her to his penthouse for the night. They spend the night together and when Loki wakes up, Sigyn’s making him breakfast and wearing one of his shirts. They spend the day together and she tells him that last night was off books and he didn’t owe her anything. Before she leaves, he asks her if she’ll stay again and even offers to pay double the normal rate. She agrees and they go out for dinner where Loki learns that Sigyn’s doing this job to put herself though nursing school and Loki offers her an alternative. Basically he’ll pay her to spend time with him, be a friend and maybe have sex on occasion because he finds her funny and sweet and it’s a good way to stick it to Odin because why not spend money on someone as kind as Sigyn when Odin would only put it use for something horrible. This goes on for awhile, Sigyn even moving into Loki’s place and everything’s good until Odin wakes up from his coma and finds out about what Loki’s been doing and disapproves and one day when Loki’s at work, Odin stops by and visits Sigyn and tells her that Loki won’t be able to pay her anymore and that her presence is no longer required anymore and if she cares about Loki, she’ll pack up her things and leave immediately. Sigyn tells Odin that she doesn’t care if Loki can pay her or not, she cares about him and she’s not going to leave and then Odin tells her that Loki’s using her and he doesn’t care about her at all and in fact, Loki was with another woman right now. Sigyn tells him that doesn’t matter, they aren’t dating anyways and he’s free to be with whoever he wants. Odin doesn’t buy it and tells her the name of the restaurant where Loki’s have a business lunch with a woman named Amora and after Odin leaves, Sigyn tries to forget what was said but her insecurity gets the better of her and she goes to the restaurant where she sees Amora kiss Loki and then runs off back to the penthouse and packs her stuff up and writes Loki a note saying she had to go because she didn’t want to stand in the way of his happiness. Loki, meanwhile is telling Amora no and that he doesn’t want her in that way and that he loves someone and he’s sorry but it won’t happen. Amora just shrugs it off and leaves smirking widely because Odin had paid her to kiss Loki so Sigyn would end things. Loki goes home and sees that Sigyn has moved out and finds a note saying that she was getting bored and needed to get back to her old life. Loki gets mad and destroys everything in the room before collapsing and crying himself to sleep. Cut to three years later when Loki’s dating an old high school friend named Sif and they get in a car accident and Sif and Loki aren’t too badly injured but they both need to stay overnight and the nurse turns out to be Sigyn, who is engaged to a guy named Theoric and is really shocked to see Loki and then Loki acts like an ass to her and then she yells at him after he calls her a whore and they scream and fight and Loki demands to know why she left and Sigyn shouts that she wanted him happy and he was obviously happier with the other girl that wasn’t her and while this goes on, Loki’s standing up and they stop yelling and start kissing and she asks him why he’s asking her all this, it was in her note that all she wanted was him to be happy and he gets confused because that’s not the note he got and he keeps asking her questions and finds out that Odin had told her about the meeting and that gets him upset because Odin had also set him up with Sif and IDEK what would happen after this, I just know that Loki and Sigyn end up together and I want this. Because LOKI AND SIGYN, GUYS. LOKI. AND. SIGYN.
