a PLATTER of stuff

im 19 and my name is anni

[depsidase]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

LMAO melon musk really was so loud, blasted a car into space and everything and now he’s fired from his own company less than a year later GET FUCKED BOYO

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

AND IT WAS ALL OVER A WEED JOKE HE MADE FOR A GIRLFRIEND WHO DIDNT EVEN STAY WITH HIM AJDJSHGFJDKSK GOD

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i know we’ve all had time to process elon musk’s total collapse over time but seriously look at the big picture for a sec its so fucking funny

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

uses his funds from owning paypal to make a space company

cultivates a following of awful nerds

thinks hes king shit of fuck mountain and it shows

shot a car into space for no real reason just because he could

has plans to create this vast space colony on mars

starts dating grimes

gets high on acid and tweets about booty shorts

makes this shitty submarine no one likes or needs as a publicity stunt

calls the guy who saved children imstead of using his shitass submarine a pedophile because he didnt use said shitass submarine

starts crying in articles about how much this year has sucked for him, a billionaire who routinely fucks over his works and destroys union sentiment on purpose

smokes weed on joe rogans podcast

doesnt inhale

stocks collapse

grimes breaks up with him

gets fired

tfw

[theocseason4]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Forbes 2 under 2

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

“Both of these babies kick ass”

[the-hills-have-ass]

[wolchefant]

the narrative rollercoaster this video took me on in 19 seconds was a trip to remember

[n0kiv]

I need the whole video

[warmlantern-deactivated20190206]

Love him or hate him, he has a little drop of water on his nose:

[krawps]

[dinuguan]

[riebeckite]

WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE

ITS THE GUY

[benevolentchineseassociation]

[nisamohi-deactivated20180925]

[afloweroutofstone]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[setheverman]

Ideal number of teeth?

as many as i can get my hands on

[trombonechurchill]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms