[liminalweirdo]

[frostmantle]

like to charge reblog to make airbnb die faster

[purezentomaiku]

airbnb used to be a nice little side gig for when people had an extra room they wanted to rent out for an occasional weekend because their kid went off to college, or to let people stay in their camping cabin in the off-seasons, just simple hospitality and such. but then the landlord types got the big idea to buy up properties and do all that stupid nonsense in attempts for profit, and since hotels would fill up quick in vacation cities, they did have “success” in that for a bit. and then they just bought more and more and made things worse until hey guess what, everyone’s sick of your shit and there’s vacancy at hotels again.

landlords can get fucked

[kemetic-dreams]

[ispyspookymansion]

i love you cloudy skies i love you 60F/16C temperatures i love you cool winds i love you dewy grass i love you lake and oceanfront breezes i love you rain i love you light jacket weather i love you springtime i love you late fall i love you middle ground temperatures forever

[normal-horoscopes]

"oh Gordon Ramsay is being performatively angry on kitchen nightmares"

Anyone who has ever met an amateur restaurant owner: They probably have to cut so many slurs from that show. I know ten people like this and they're all dumber than a box of rocks.

[normal-horoscopes]

"these people can't be this stupid it's a trick of the editing."

It's good to be conscious of how reality tv alters our perception of events and makes people into the most sensational versions of themselves. But please understand that "demographic that has enough spare income and misplaced confidence to start a restaurant with zero experience" is the group of people who stormed the capital.

[cargopantsman]

Alright.

Now the first post makes sense.

[connie-banana]

I once worked in a pub where the chip oil was so dirty it was black, but the owner never let us change it because oil costs money.

I was like, you know this is going to catch on fire if we don't change it, right?

And he went, no it won't lol don't worry sweetheart.

It caught on fire.

And after I went about shutting off the gas and getting the extinguisher, I came back to him

About

To throw

A bucket of water on it.

So no. While Kitchen Nightmares is probably edited to enhance the drama, those people are absolutely out there and they are stupider than you can imagine.

[naranjamechanica]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[topherchris]

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[oldshowbiz]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[seal-of-unknown]

[theconcealedweapon]

"But helping poor people should be voluntary."

And even when it is, people still have a problem with it.

[freelancedumbass]

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[socialistexan]

[moonar-eclipse]

can we transfer this energy over to elon musk now that he’s richer than jeff bezos

[socialistexan]

We could just do both.

[guerrillatech]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

If you see an Irish person speaking on European C-SPAN you know it's about to be a banger

[pan-pizza]

Seth Green’s horrible outfit in Austin Powers

[0nde3]

you know nothing about fashion babe

[mccoys-killer-queen]

This is your daily reminder to NEVER buy anything that has Bob Ross's face or name on it, because the people who own the rights to his name and likeness have been fucking him over and exploiting him for DECADES, denying his dying wishes, suing the fuck out of everyone, and denying his son any of the profits.

If you want to show your love and appreciation for Bob, paint it yourself!!

thanks for coming to my Ted talk