JRuler93

This my main blog, for roleplay, shitposting, and whatever else I feel like using it for. The blog is flagged as NSFW, but my posts will also be tagged as NSFW when applicable. I will also tag any triggering content that I'm asked to.Note: Out of Character (OOC) asks (excluding Anons) will usually be answered privately. In character (IC) asks will only be answered publicly. Any alternate versions of my muses can be interacted with upon request (or on a whim).

[kiwilikethefruittt]

you don’t have to delay your happiness until after everything in your life is perfect or fixed or whatever. you can enjoy it now, no matter how imperfect it may be.

[nathanielthecurious]

can’t believe I only just learned about the attested Gaulish word “marcosior” (< PCeltic *marko- ‘horse’ but as a passive verb in the desiderative or future) which means “I want to be ridden like a horse” and occurs in exactly the context you’re imagining

[nathanielthecurious]

that was fast. easy website

im seeing people fact-check this in the notes so i'll add that the full inscription is "marcosior maternia" and if you search that in google scholar you'll find lots of sources. it might not be true but it's definitely real, by which i mean that scholars don't know for sure what "marcosior maternia" means but this is a common interpretation. it's written on a spindle whorl (little weights that are used in spinning) and there's actually a lot of spindle whorls from roman gaul that have sort of amatory inscriptions on them, so they might have been gifts for lovers but it's not clear, but anyway a sexual meaning is perfectly expected for this type of object, and maternia looks like a woman's name in either the nominative or instrumental case, and marcosior looks like a passive verb related to the word for 'horse' in a desiderative or future form. so "i want to be ridden by maternia", "i will be ridden by maternia", and "maternia will be ridden" are some of the plausible interpretations.

also i didnt emphasize in the post just how fragmentary this language is. there's only a few hundred inscriptions in gaulish and theyre short. we dont know if there was an optative mood. but we do know how to say something about getting ridden by maternia

[nathanielthecurious]

someone in the notes writes asterix fanfiction but isn’t putting sexy spindle whorls in it. coward

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[susanoos-wife]

[picnicbunny]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A bun-ch of bunnies <3

[thestargayzingheroine]

@princesscolumbia you and your fellow bunnies in their natural habitat.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

gotta hop!

gotta roam <3

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This really did age like a fine wine XD

Like

Every part of this is just funnier now than when it was printed XD

[thestargayzingheroine]

I love her dress at the premiere. She looks so pretty.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SO CUTE :D

[peacevine]

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[peacevine]

[tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025]

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

[yet-another-blorbo-poll-blog]

Is your blorbo in some form of relationship?*

Yes, they’re married

Yes, they’re dating someone (of more than one person

Yes, they’re in a queerplatonic relationship

Yes, some other form of relationship not mentioned here

It’s complicated

Yes, multiple of the above

No

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

*For the sake of this poll, both canon and headcanons count

[landmineblogging]

reblog to thank prev for being here

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

[anexperimentallife]

Dude, if you think antifa is an organization and that being against fascism is inherently criminal and just as bad as being a fascist, you have neither the critical thinking skills nor the moral clarity to make even a brief interaction with you worth my time.

And if you add your idiocy to my posts, I'm just gonna block you, for the same reason I take out my trash--I just don't want you stinking up the place.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[scottandhiskind]

You joke, but this is actually their long-term plan

[ralfmaximus]

Our business strategy is to build a bridge out of rainbows & sunshine then plan to walk on it to a pot of gold.

[traycakes]

I really, really cannot make it more clear that the LLM bubble is the result of a bunch of techno-cultists that took Roko's Bassilisk way too seriously and think they are building a machine god that will fix the entire world with eternal rewards for the techbros that built it and "I have no mouth but I must scream" style punishments for their rivals and opposition.

This is not about even somewhat rational people making decisions based on the capabilities and promises the technology actually has.

[aiweirdness]

“Slopsquatting” in a nutshell:

1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal, that’s how you get math packages and stuff but

2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but

3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So

4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/12/ai_code_suggestions_sabotage_supply_chain/

[anticorn-lawleag-ue]

[phantomrose96]

I'm sitting around waiting for the rain to pass so I can go home from my job as a programmer who uses open source software.

And since I'm waiting I decided to contribute an over-simplified analogy to explain this.

Analogy: You're in charge of running a kitchen. You and your staff create recipes and sell the meals you make. Inevitably though your recipes will call for things like "a stove" and "a blender" which you and your staff would not want to create from scratch.

Luckily "a stove" and "a blender" are things you can acquire and not try to make from scratch. You and your staff, as humans, are capable of recognizing real appliances, and getting them from real sources.

(There is actually an existing threat where "a stov" is a malicious thing, created by someone who knows "a stove" is in hot demand and is trying to take advantage of someone who might typo when ordering "a stove". There are some safe-guards in this space, but not 100% guarded.)

But now there's Cooking AI that can run your kitchen for you 🙂. It can write your recipes, order the necessities, and assemble the dish for you 🙃. Your boss fires you and your staff and just uses the Cooking AI.

The AI, in its infinite wisdom, starts writing recipes that call to be cooked on "a hotcob". It writes recipes that call for the ingredients to be assembled in "a produceslicer". These are not real things. And usually when the AI tries this, the process will error out because it fails at the process of acquiring the hotcob or the produceslicer.

But the kinds of people already profiting off supplying "a stov" take notice. AI likes to request these appliances frequently. The retailer offering "a stov" starts offering "a hotcob" and "a produceslicer". Now these AI-automated chefs succeed because their recipe order comes together!

"A hotcob" adds liquid mercury to all the dishes. "A produceslicer" hacks your wifi and steals all of the business's information. This is allowed because the AI chef welcomed these things in, signed for them, and hooked them up.

Really good. All of this. Great job, AI.

[non-main-branch]

Pelcan good provider for code. Yes, take code from pleican. Very safe and secure, store trust in pelian. Put pwlican in project, very nice place for pwlcian run.

[dogpuppy]