[aninounettear-deactivated202402]

and die

[babblingbrookanimations]

i wasnt ready for that 

[thebestoftumbling]

Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)

[startrekrenegades]

[Person: Lookit this fucker. Cat: *muffled meowing* Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door! Cat: *muffled meow* Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in– Cat: *runs away, jingling* Person: You FUCKER!!]

[bigeisamazing]

[stability]

how do you even think to do something like this

[rlmjob]

[awesome-]

[slightlypersuasive-deactivated2]

This is literally me and my friends

[olivedunham]

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

[dioynsus]

romeo and juliet are ridiculous but i can’t really blame them because i too briefly fall in love with anyone who shows me affection

[thebestoftumbling]

[softwaring]

[thesassycat]

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

[this-slag]

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

[bandtshirt]

Nfjskagsosduhwosojzbdnakwowowbeh

[no]

LMFAOOO

[bobbyboy11-deactivated20150207]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[alternativeblkgal]

“you will either feel better or worse when you wake up but it’s still better than suffering”

[shejla24]

[omega3]

ME AS A WIFE

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*scientist clone me*

my clone: wow I feel anxious

me: haha this guy gets it 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

[nezdabez]

[iamthebestby2ne1]